How Celebs Talk

Don't

Amanda:So Ed what do you wanna do?

Ed Sheeran: Drink away the days with a takeaway pizza.

Amanda:Ed come on! Let's go to a baseball game. You love me enough to do that, right?

Ed Sheeran: Don't ---- with my love!

Amanda:HMPH! I'm breaking up with you!

Ed Sheeran:I don't wanna know that, babe!

Amanda:Goodbye!

***three weeks later***
Amanda:Who is ellie?! Is she your girl friend?!!

Ed:Before a text message was the only way to reach her now she's staying at my place and loves the way I treat her.

Amanda:Well- i.... i... OH YEA I CHEETED ON YOU!

Ed Sheeran:It was never just fun and I thought you were different!

Amanda:Wait! I still love you!

Ed Sheeran: This isn't the way you realise what you wanted, it's a bit to late if I'm honest!

Amanda:Please!

Ed Sheeran:-nods head no- I'm not looking for a promise or commitment.

Amanda:What about Ellie!?

Ed Sheeran: Were staying on the same hotel floor.

Amanda:AHAHSHSJSNEJZNSWIZJZJJZHS (dies from too high level of b----)