How Celebs Talk

Pacify her

Guy:-half asleep Walks by mel-

Mel: Tired blue boy Walks my way...

Guy:You'r racist!!! I'm not bluee!!!

Mel:Stop lying with those words!! -music in backround-

Guy:How TF am I lying look I'M NOT BLUE -Starts to leave-

Mel:That basic bitch leaves finnaly

Guy:I'M A DUDE AND WTF!

Gf:-Walks over- Heyy babe what's upppp I saw this movie when I was seven and like-

Mel: PACIFY HER!!! She's getting on my nerves!!!

Guy:I can't... I love her

Mel:You don't love her!

Guy:Well I mean..

Gf:Baby! How could you say that about ME!

Mel:-Rolls eyes- I can't stand her whining, where's her binky now?

Girl:HEYYYYYYYYYYYY I'M NOT WHINING!!! AGAGAGABEJZBE

Mel:And loving her seems tiring

Guy:God it- it really is.

Mel:Then boy just love me down,

Girl:NERRR HE IS MINE MINEEEE

Mel:Someone told me stay away from things that arn't yours...

Girl:Bisshh I just said that.

Guy:Babe don't be mean to mel!

Mel:But was he yours if he wanted me so bad?

Mel+Gf: PACIFY HER!! SHE'S GETTING ON MY NERVES, YOU DON'T LOVE HER!!

Guy:Nopenopenope -Gets on the nope train to hell no vill and lives on screw that streat-