Junsu jump up at the sudden vibration of his phone. He pick it up and slide the screen.
"Hell-" He didn't even made his greeting complete when Changmin cut him.
"Turn on the fucking tv Junsu!"
"What-"
"Turn on the tv! Turn on the fucking tv Now!" Junsu stumbled on his feet and run to the living room and found Yoochun scanning the channel. Changmin was screaming something on the other line but he can't understand a thing. It somehow feel him uncomfortable.
"Turn it on the SBS Channel. Have you got it?"
"Wait~" Junsu grab the remote from Yoochun and turn it to the SBS Channel immediately.
"What the- OH. MY. GOD. SUN!" Junsu shrieked and Yoochun's eyes widen when the tv screen shows Jaejoong in unconscious state and being place in the stretcher.
"Changmin ah what happen to Hyung?"
"I don't know. Why don't you call your manager and ask him?"
"Is he sick or something?" Yoochun stare at Junsu and they all look at the tv once more when some strange videos came out flashing.
"Jesus Christ!" Yoochun's hand went to cover his mouth. Junsu stood still and his hand drop the remote.
"Junsu~" Changmin snap on the other line.
"Changmin ah do . . . you . . . . think . . . . that . . . . is . . . ~"
"Yeah I think. Goodness. I don't know what to do. Yunho Hyung isn't here."
"How that video even came?" Yoochun whisper asking more it to himself.
"Do you think you know whose the culprit Junsu?"
"Changmin~"
"I guess I do. I even told him to check that fucking video but I guess he did what he did. NOTHING."
"Changmin ah~"
"I guess I have to buy more popcorn for myself while I watch someone being killed."
"Cha- Chang . . min~" Junsu stuttered.
"Oh my god. Yunho Hyung is really good in Hapkido in just a snap of his muscle you'll going to lose multiple bones in your body."
"Changmin ah don't~"
"And there is Jaejoong Hyung. I guess he's already plotting some revenge on his head right now while lying on that hospital bed."
"Stop!" Junsu scream.
" . . . and there is me and Yoochun Hyung eating popcorn and munching muffins and pizza while we watch your duckbutt being roasted."
"Stop!"
"You are so fucking dead Junsu ah. Jeongmal!!!"
"Aaaaarrrgggghhhhh!!!!!!" Junsu throw his phone and Yoochun thankfully catch it on time.
"What the hell? Changmin?"
"Oh Yoochun Hyung! Where is that duckbutt?"
"He's going crazy. He's in panic. Why is that?"
"He's the culprit of that video."
"WHAT?" Yoochun Shrieked and Changmin sure some of his ear weeds flew in the air.
*~*~*~*~*
Jaejoong's POV
I can feel the numbness of my body maybe because I am in heaven already? But I heard voices around me. I can feel the room crowded with whoever presence are here.
"Hyung . . . open your eyes." I can hear Yoochun beside me. I can feel someone is stroking my arm.
"Where are you? Are you hiding?" I can hear Changmin voice whoever he's talking with I am sure he's making fun of that person. I can hear him chuckle.
How can he even felt happy after what happen? This evil is the incarnation of lucifer for all I know.
"Jaejoong Hyung. Wake up. Yunho Hyung is coming home." Oh my god. My Yunho. He's in Africa. And I don't know how to explain this things to him. I am such an idiot why I am being so careless? I just wanted to bury myself on my future grave. I don't even have a memorial plan yet I am planning my death.
"Changmin ah where's Junsu?" Yoochun ask. I can hear Changmin laughing lightly. This maknae really I am going to beat the Shit out of him when I wake up.
Oh wait! I am awake. Crap! How many hours I am going to suffer of closing my eyes, I am not even sleepy yet I can't open my eyes. I don't want to see my d0ngsaeng staring at me like I am some piece of an alien came from Mars.
"He must be hiding his huge butt somewhere."
"What happen exactly?" Oh yes. I need to pretend for a while to spy on these things. I can't blame Junsu for this, its partially my fault because some of my sex video tape were hidden in some of my drawers in my pad without lock. Well talking about confidence. I sure have a terrible one, I forgot we're raising 3 evil monster specifically one of them are sibling of lucifer.
"Junsu ya received a call from Jaejoong Hyung and said that Hyung forgot his music video CD. I don't know how Junsu found it but he found it anyway. And then I saw him in the hallway and ask me to help him transferring the file to Hyung's phone."
"And then what happen?" Oh c'mon Yoochun keep asking I need to know too.
"Then we went to recording room. Then he ask me to upload the CD I am holding instead the CD he found since its the same. That's what he said."
"Wait-" Yes Yoochun ask him. Where did he get that fucking cd he's talking about.
"What?"
"Where did you get those cd you were holding? Have you been scanning some porn of yunjae too? Seriously?"
"Oh . . . hehehe That! I . . .I saw that in yunjae's bedroom. At the very bottom part of Hyung's drawer were all the lube and toys, goodness I even saw a red thong in there. Hyung must be wearing that."
Oh Fuck! So Changmin found it? And Junsu mistaken it as the music video? oh god! This fucking blows.
"Oh Jesus Christ. I don't think I need to know what else are there in that magical drawer."
"I told you. There's even a vibrator, a cock ring and . . . "
"Stop right there. So what happen next Changmin ah? Why did Junsu mistaken it? Haven't you watch the video while its downloading?"
"I watch the first few parts but its blank. I thought its really strange and maybe Jaejoong Hyung really made that part for the thrill. I just let it download while I went to the kitchen to eat ice cream. When I went back its done. And I told Junsu that he has to check it first but then the duck butt was lock in the bathroom for god knows what he was doing there."
"You and food brings trouble. What he's doing in the bathroom anyway?"
"He must be praying to some Buddha."
"What?"
"I don't know Hyung? What else would the man do in the bathroom? Aside from taking a shower, peeing and wasting what else do you have in mind?"
"Jerking off?" He try not to laugh. Of all the people. Junsu was the least he can consider pervert. Much less jerking himself.
He must be playing his psp while sitting on his crown.
Goodness this is all his fault.
"I am not jerking off!" I heard Junsu shrieked. My poor duck butt. But what else I can do? The video must hit YouTube already and has a million likes, the worst assumption is, what if the video has already a copy of it and selling it in the market. Oh god! I didn't expect to launch a sex video instead a music video. I am not a fucking porn star. Yes I know fucking but I am not a porn star.
Anyway I am so worried about my Yunho. SM definitely would suspend him for god knows how many months. Oh my poor Yunnie. I don't mind being suspended I would love to do it especially with Yunho. Maybe we can fly to Paris and have our moments together there without interruptions, and we can have sex in the beach and- oh wait! How can I even think of having a moment with my boyfriend despite of everything that just happen. Oh god.
"Hyung sorry. I am really sorry. I was so caught up with the game on my psp I didn't have time to watch it. I could have check it first." I can hear Junsu sobbing on my side. I want to comfort him but I remind myself that I am in a coma state. Just for a while. Gosh! I can't even imagine if I am in a coma for real!Seriously? You just fainted in front of the people and you consider yourself in a coma? Whoever idiot would believe you is an idiot too. Yes! And I am one of those.
"Hyung wake up please. Open your eyes." Junsu shook me slowly, until its becoming heavy I felt myself dizzy. Oh Junsu ya! Shook me more and I am going to sprang out of bed. Goodbye to my coma state.
"Duh, he's awake he's just pretending." Fuck! This evil maknae sure is genius.
"How could you even say that Changmin ah, see his eyes are close!" Oh susu defend me! I am so touch.
"Yeah I am not blind. His eyes are close but it doesn't mean he can't pretend to be sleeping."
I will ban this kid on my kitchen for the whole year I swear.
"Hyung. If you can hear us would you open your eyes? We are worried." Yoochun ask me slowly. Sorry Yoochun but I won't open my eyes. I just can't. Maybe later.?
Oh god who am I kidding?
"I know what to do. I know Hyung you're awake." Oh god there he is again. His so genius speech. He's plotting something I know! I just pray he wouldn't throw me out of the window and crack my skull. My poor head.
"What is it Changmin ah?" Yoochun ask.
"He wants to escape here out of the room without opening his eyes. I just know. So maybe we can help him escape." Wow Changmin sure is thinking very clearly now. I just hope I can escape here from the hospital without bothering about the people around.
"What are you planning Changmin ah?"
"We need some linen. Blankets. That pillow case would do, but we need some blanket."
"What are you going to do with them?"
"Just follow my lead duck butt."
I can hear them moving. I can hear some shuffling sound. Oh my god what are they doing?
"Junsu ah held the other side of the blanket, Yoochun Hyung make sure Jaejoong Hyung's head won't hit the window I am sure he's pretending to be in a coma. Right Hyung?" Oh Fuck he hit my arm! He hit my fucking arm it hurts so much. I will kill you Changmin! I swear to god!
"What are we doing?" susu ask.
"Changmin ah?"
I can feel myself swaying with the blanket like I am in a hammock. I can feel them moving and we're walking to-
"Let's throw him out of the window. I am sure he's going to be in a coma for real."
WHAT? My eyes open and I sprang free from the blanket dropping my poor butt on the floor.
There I saw they we're actually heading to the couch.
Oh god! I can't believe they threaten me like that.
"Told you guys . . ." Changmin smirk at me. I swear I see two lovely horns on his head.
"I AM AWAKE THANK YOU VERY MUCH!"
and they just laugh.
they laugh.
oh god they're laughing at me.
I can't believe them.
"YOU THREE!"
They stop and stare at me wide eyes.
"GO TO HELL!"
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They laugh.
they're laughing again.
"Aaaarrgghhhh!!!!!"
*~*~*~*~*
Yunho is so worried. He can't reach anyone of them. All phone are turn off and he's being directed to a voice mail. He miss his Jaejoong. He wanted to talk to him. He miss having inside Jaejoong. He miss thrusting his-
He look at his crotch. Oh Fuck he's hard.
Just by the mere thought of Jaejoong makes him hard.
"Yunho! Yunho!" I saw my manager panting beside me. I pat his back and he said nothing. Instead he gave me his phone. I held it on my ears and I shiver when I heard Lee Sooman on the other line.
"Yunho you need to get back here as soon as possible. Your manager arrange some flights tonight."
"Why so sudden?" I ask. I can feel the fierce in his voice. There must be something serious happened here.
"Let's talk it here. I'll see you soon." He hang up and I look at my manager but he said nothing. I stare at my wrist watch. Its 5 minutes before 5pm and the manager drag me to the hotel we we're staying at to pack my things. Seriously this is strange.
*~*~*~*~*
INCHEON AIRPORT
We arrive finally in Korea. I am exhausted but yet I feel a little comfort since I am here again. I plan to visit my lover tonight after the discussion and make love to him until he passed out.
I smiled at myself. I have so many plans how to do you tonite Kim Jaejoong.
I suddenly felt a grip on my crotch.
What?
I stare at some . . . .god! I saw a dude with a creepy smile staring at me and his hands are . . . .. I look down . .. .
He's holding my dick!
Oh god!
"What the Fuck are you doing?" I push him with force he landed on some arms of the airport security and drag him out.
Goodness that's creepy!
When I went out for the airport exit I saw some fans crowding the entrance.
And they saw me. I was about to wave at them when I got the shock of my night when some blonde girl raise his tee and flash her bare breast at me.
Some of the fans scrambled. I can see they're all wearing short skirts. Some of the security we're also shock and stop at their tract.
Everything came so fast I can only see bra and thong flying everywhere. I run as fast as I can to the waiting van when the fans shouted.
"Yunho! You are so hot! Do me hard baby!"
"I saw your dick! Oh god its incredible!"
WHAT?
I stare at my pants and its zip are close. What are they talking about?
"Yunho! Oh god Yunho! I love you and I love your dick I swear! I am going to trade my soul just to have that dick of yours!"
What the hell is happening?
"Yunho get inside the van!" My manager snap at me and I nearly stumbled on my feet when something block my eyes. I held it on my hand and I see . . ..
A red thong dangling on my hair.
A shiver run down my spine when I held it and throw it back to its owner.
Jesus Christ what is happening?
