Joking today Pt 2

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Author: Laurence do you know where Gene and Sasha are.

Laurence: Yes they are at base.

Author: Oh okay lets go

Vylad: Author where are you.

Author: Oh yeah Vylad I made a mistake

Vylad: What now

Author: I may have transformed to my SK form

Vylad: WHAT?!?!?!

Author: Hahahahahahha

Garroth: VYLAD IS THAT YOU?!?!?!?!

Vylad: Been so time big brother also Author your dad wants you to go to your room

Author: Really again

Vylad: I am not fooling you because he took me and the guards hold me Tight and he told me to get you and tell you what I said before

Author: Ugh NO i will not go back there

Vylad: Sorry but*Calls the guards*

Guard 1: Yes sir

Vylad: Princess Author is here Take her back to the kingdom

Author: What Vylad *guard grabs her* huh LET ME GO

Vylad: Don't listen to what she says take her back to the castle

Guard 1: Yes sir

Author: *Whisper* Mom help me. I need you now.

Irene: My baby it has been so long seen i have seen you look how much you have grown

Author: Really mom

Irene: What can't i see how my baby is

Author: That is great mom but i am in a little situation

Irene: Oh yeah

Vylad: *Says nervous* Let her go Guards

Guard 1: Yes sir *Let her go*

Irene: Looks like i scared the poor child

Author: Haha well can i come back mom

Irene: No remember what i said before you left

Author: Yes I remember what you said

Laurence: My lady what are you doing here

Irene: Huh? *Looks at Laurence* Oh you

Author: well I am going back to the village bye *Run away*

Jeffery: Huh what happened here

Irene: Ah Jeffery thank you for keeping my baby safe

Jeffery: Huh *looks at Irene and bows*

Irene: Really? You can stand up now

Jeffery: *Stands up* What are you doing here my lady

Irene: Author aka my baby called me

Author: *Scream from mile away* MOM STOP CALLING ME YOUR BABY TO MY FRIENDS

Irene: *Shakes her head* still the same

Author: *Still yelling* I HEARD THAT YOU ARE DEAD NOW

Irene: Huh *Author came from nowhere*

Author: Hahahah you still can't remember my teleport skill.

Irene: hahah just like old time haha

Author: Yeah hahahah

Irene: how long ago was this

Author: I think 1,000 years ago

Irene: Oh yeah huh *looks at Author's friends* umm look behind you

Author: huh *looks behind her and sees her friends shocked * oh yeah

Guys: HOW MANY YEARS AGO

Author: heh 1,000 y..e..a..r..s heh

Guys: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?

Author: HAHAHAHAHHAHAH

Guys: WHAT is funny

Author: oh just your reaction

Guys: really

Author and Irene: yes

Guys: ugh really please stop

Author okay reaction pants

Guys ugh *chase Author*

Author NO LEAVE ME ALONE *start runing*

Irene: hahaha run mija run

Author: MOM NOT HELPING

Irene: oh okay

To be continued




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