Rated for mentions of drug use and cussing.
And now onto the story enjoy!
The Espada Chatroom
(Sleepyhead21 has signed on)
(Iluvwater has signed on)
Sleepyhead21: um...hey
Iluvwater: hey
Sleepyhead21:...
Iluvwater:...
Sleepyhead21: so uh, who r u again?
Iluvwater: Stark it's me, Harribel.
Sleepyhead21: oh, yea right, sorry. Um what's with the name though?
Iluvwater: Well what about yours? Sleepyhead?
Sleepyhead21: Hey, this is all Lilinettes fault, she's the one who woke me from my wonderful nape and signed me on. Then she left me here alone, to go hang out with Nnoitra! She shouldn't be hanging out with him he's a bad influence!
Iluvwater:...
Sleepyhead21: Then if he's not around she'll go to Grimmjow. Grimmjow! What is she trying to do get herself killed? She could seriously get injured! Or worse! What if when she grows into a nice young woman, the two slimes come after her with...with BAD thoughts? I swear if I catch them even looking at her wrong they're in for some real beat down. I'll show them what you can do with some burritos, pliers, and a string!
Iluvwater: Dammit Stark, I didn't want to hear your whole life story!
(Catnip55 has signed on)
Catnip55: Whatsup Suckers! Your king has arrived! :)
Sleepyhead21:...Grimmjow?
Catnip55: of course, the one and only.
Iluvwater: Great
Catnip55: Of course it's great. You peasants must be overcome with emotion at my arrival.
Sleepyhead21: I'm overcome with an emotion alright
Iluvwater: Not the one he's thinking of, though.
Catnip55: Che, and what's with u 2s names. Stark stop letting Lilinette get on your computer, in fact just lock her in a broom closet or something it would resolve a lot of issues.
Catnip55: And who the heck are u
Iluvwater: Harribel it's really not that hard to figure out.
Iluvwater: And isn't catnip like crack for you?
Catnip55: What? Ur crazy, I don't have a clue what your talkin about. Copper I don't have a clue what she's talkin bout.
Sleepyhead21: Grimmjow?
Catnip55: Hey, Hey! I said leave me alone, I don't-. NOOOOOOOOOO, not the ward please mommy I'll be good!
Iluvwater: 0_o
(Catnip55 has signed off)
Sleepyhead21: well at least that's over...
Iluvwater: yea... I guess
(Catnip55 has signed on)
Catnip55: I'm back!
Iluvwater:...
Sleepyhead21: ...well damn.
Catnip55: I have convinced the coppers that I have no idea what crazy lady was talkin about.
Sleepyhead21: U mean u don't remember the time Szayel left his 'grow it yourself catnip' lying around.
Iluvwater: Which u then proceeded to eat.