"You know what? I might just take a hit on your wife here, sir."
"Oh, I wouldn't do that if I was you... I married an ugly old thing. She's like a toad."
*The man wearing the girl costume looks up*
"How dare you. You're making fun of me in front of others."
"Shut your trap, witch."
"You are not the man I married."
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LARRY AND JIM
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