Ken persectvive
HOW WE MET...
Four score and seven years ago... No seriously we met a LONNNGGG time ago and it was an extremely boring day, nobody was playing basketball and everyone was busy so you know what I decided to do? Go get some delicious chipotle and what happen after that I would have never expected, I mean I drove the whole way there complaining about being single, it was stressful. I pull up to chipotle and think the same thing every time, like damn why don't they have a drive thru?, even though now I'm glad they don't. So I pimp walk into the store trying to appear taken so that no one would talk to me, did I mention I was stressed? lol, anyway I get the same thing every time so didn't bother looking at the menu. Listen up this next part is important... Now at this moment I don't know what made me look up but by the grace of God he looked out and told me to... and man I layed my eyes on the most beautiful girl I had ever seen, so she ain't even been in the place 2 seconds and I was sweating as if I'm 2 words away from winning a 3rd grade spelling bee. I did't even know where to begin a conversation and I was 100% sure she was taken, I mean what idiot would let her go right? (Thanks idiot) So we were next to each for about 5min and I can't even explain how long this 5min was, I mean I was sure my family had filed a missing person report but anyway I finally worked up the nerve to say something and at first I avoided asking if she taken because I don't think I could take the rejection from this beauty but it got to a point where it was do or die, I was about to order and it would be awkward for me to just stand around waiting on her... Damn it I went for it and asked for her number, I was a little heartbroken that she gave me her kik, I mean I probably could of cried. So me being me, like I said do or die, I told her to kik me so I'd know it was her and lord did she really do it. By that time I was formulating plan to cuff her and in the end everything worked out exactly how i wanted it to.
