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let's go.

Here comes a ten part series of rants! enjoy (:

If you've ever said "omg! ______ is my husband/boyfriend! saranghae!!" pls exit out the door to your left.

1. your bias is not your boyfriend. he probably never will be. not even if you keep wishing. (I feel like I'm telling a kid that Santa isn't real lol)

2. pls stop with the whole "saranghae" it's not cute. and I get that some of y'all don't know how to read/write Hangul, but it really doesn't hurt to learn. typing saranghae gives people the impression that you're a koreaboo. like seriously.
learning Hangul doesn't make you a koreaboo either. at least you aren't lazy. you're interested enough to learn another language.

3. do not claim your bias. they are not yours. idols are NOT items. they're people, just like you. and I know I definitely went through this myself, and I just want to say that I regret it but I also learned that it was wrong. if you're still doing this, please stop. If someone else biases your bias then who cares? a thousand of other people around the world bias your bias too.

4. sending disgusting videos to idols is terrible. stop it. yes, it'll get you a lot of attention. NEGATIVE attention. no one wants to see your crusty ass ******. gtfo Twitter if you don't know how to use it properly.

5. do NOT slander idols bc they are dating another idol. yes, I went through this too, but I regret it. my days as a koreaboo/delusional stan are over. When Krystal and Jongin were confirmed, everyone bashed Soojung. you're bashing her because JONGIN CHOSE TO DATE HER?? Calling her a slut or a bitch is also irrelevant to the dating situation. What does being a slut have to do with a dating scandal? (it could actually have a lot to do with a dating scandal but you get my point. Soojung is NOT a slut) Seolhyun and Zico rumors are going around right now. As soon as delusional fans heard, they went straight to Seolhyun's Instagram and commented horrendous things. I read one comment last night that said "I will try to support you oppa, I just have a problem with your girl" I laughed out loud. you have a problem with her bc what? bc she's dating your oppa? bc "she's a slut"?! Seolhyun has gotten into one or two scandals before this and they weren't even major. She's one of the purest idols. how can you have a problem with someone that has done nothing wrong? Oh no! Your oppa is dating someone! how terrible!

what are you gonna do about it? nothing. you can't do anything about it. there's nothing you can do so just let it go. let them live. commenting harsh things won't make break them up. they're not gonna let 12 year old girls get to them

6. do NOT put another group down to praise another group. "ioi is trash now that BlackPink is here"
bitch stfu
No one is trash. if they were trash they probably wouldn't even be an idol you dipshits. Every idol is talented, that's why they were put into the group that they're in. If they weren't talented then they obviously wouldn't be an idol.

7. Any Armys Here!1?!1!1?1! XD

please stop. I beg you.

Most Armys are crazy we all know that. but when people comment any armys here? just to be funny is really annoying. 10% of Armys are actually nice and not crazy. if you keep this shit up, their fanbase would look worse than how it already looks. help that 10% out a little bit, would ya?

8. stop forcing aegyo upon idols when you know they don't like it. I've seen this many times. especially with sehun. he doesn't get asked to do this anymore, but it still happened to him in the past. if you know he doesn't like it, don't make him do it. it's the same with Shownu. Y'all know he can't do aegyo but y'all make him do it anyway??? respect idols please.

9. slut shaming and body shaming idols needs to stop. "she's a slut! look at how much skin she's showing!" "She's so skinny! I bet she's an anorexic!" "omg I didn't realize how fat yugyeom is" SHUT THE FUCK UP SHHDJSJSLAKHSJS
no. don't ever. EVER. say shit like this. body shaming is disgusting and it's not an okay thing to do. do you feel good making someone else feel bad?  put yourself in idols shoes just for a second. all the attention is on them. they know people are going to judge them and say bad things about them.

10. Monsta X deserve a first win. stream the stuck music video and get it to 1,000,000 views y'all. seriously they've worked hard for over a year and they haven't won yet. don't let them lose to black pink!! I don't want to see them all upset again.

of course I had to include this,

okay I was working on this until 2am then I fell asleep. I just woke up its 8:30 rn and I can't fall asleep again kms

these are all MY opinions. I don't expect everyone to agree with them. so please do not say anything if you think opposite, I don't need that stuff when I'm just expressing what I think

if you read all 10 rants, then thanks! you're the real mvp. I always have a lot on my mind late at night so this was a fun thing to do.

anyway, I'm tired so I'm gonna try to go back to sleep again. bye. and goodluck to people in school right now

- kaitlyn, your favorite ranter ❤️

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