Nothing You Say Can Hurt Me! (A Fairy Tail Fan fiction)

Meeting the Real Salamander!

The ship rocked back and forth by the push of the waves. I looked over the side to see we were almost there. My name is Konoko. I'm a dragon slayer who uses the 'Dimension Dragon' magic. I'm thinking of joining a guild where I'm going.

I'm going to Magnolia. I have to get off at Fiore and go on from there. When the boat docked, I got off and began walking down the port all the way to a bridge. A group of girls ran by and said to each other, "Is he really here?" One said. The other said, "Yeah, Salamander's over there!" I looked down to see a crowd of girls and to see Salamander in the middle of the crowd.

'Are they talking about the Salamander?' I thought. I ran down there to see that the group of girls beating up a guy with pink hair. I looked over to the "Salamander" then looked back to the pink haired bozo. "Hey, why are you beating up the Salamander?!" I yelled. The girls looked at me and then ran towards me.

I jumped behind the fake Salamander and pushed him into the crowd of girls. I looked over at the real Salamander and walked over to him. "Are you okay?" I asked. "Yeah, thanks for getting them off me." He said. "Natsu! Are you okay?" A blue cat said. "Yeah Happy, I'm fine." Natsu said.

"So are you the real Salamander?" I asked. He looked at me and turned his head sideways. "Yeah, how did you know?" He asked. "I know you because I love your guild! I really wanna join it!" I squealed. Then right before he could reply, a blonde haired girl walked up and thanked Natsu. "Thanks for helping me." She said. The sound of her voice is so...... amazing. "What do you mean?" Natsu said. "He was using a love charm. He used it to attract other women." She said boldly. Then the fake said, "Ladies! I'm having a party on my yacht! Hope to see you all there!" He said blasting off on his fake fire.

"How about I treat you two for something to eat?" She asked. "B-but I didn't do anything helpful." I said shyly. "Doesn't matter, you helped him out so you technically helped me." She said pulling us to a nearby restaurant. Natsu and Happy pigged out and I just got a drink.

"Thanks, uh, what's your name?" I asked shyly. "Oh, I didn't introduce myself. My name is Lucy Heartfilia. I'm also looking to join a certain guild." She looked up then smiled. "I probably sound like I'm spilling a bunch of mumbo jumbo. A guild is a place for wizards to go do jobs and earn money." She said.

"B-but, I know that..." I said shyly. "I'm a wizard t-too." I said. Her eyes lit up and then she asked, "Really, what magic do you use?" I instantly got uncomfortable. "Uh, just the standard magic..." I said. "Sorry, I-I have to go..." I said getting up and rushing towards the door. 'That was close. Nobody can know that I'm a dimension dragon slayer.'

I walked over to some benches and sat down. I sat there for awhile when all of a sudden I see Lucy walk by in a dress heading towards the dock. 'She's not going is she?!' I thought. I got up and followed behind her. She eventually made it to the docks. She walked aboard the yacht and walked to a area where there were curtains covering the area.

I casted a spell to make me look like a woman as I walked aboard the yacht. I stood near the curtains as I hear the fake guy ask Lucy to open up wide. I heard Lucy slap something. I peered in to find she was surrounded by bandits. "You sick pedo! You just used your charm to get ladies to come aboard so you could enslave them?!" Lucy yelled. I saw her keys get thrown. 

I grab them before they hit the side. Unfortunately, someone spotted me. "Get her!" The fake yelled. Lucy looked as I turn back into myself. "T-that was rude. I'm a he thank you very much!" I said. A magic circle surrounded my hand as I pulled out a laser rifle. I kicked a table down and took cover. "Don't worry Lucy, I'll get you out of here!" I yelled. I took fire as I peered around the corner. I shot three thugs that were next to Lucy. I jumped over and grabbed Lucy.

I ran towards the end of the ship then I looked at Lucy. "Sorry." I said as I tossed her overboard. I jumped off the end and into the water. Once I reached the surface I received a hug from Lucy. My face when completely red when she hugged me. "H-here." I said handing her the keys. "Thanks!" She said. She pulled off a certain one I recognized. 'Aquarius'. 

"Open the gate of the sea maiden! Aquarius!" She said. Then Happy and Natsu appeared being surprised by me and Lucy safe. "Lucy! Grab on!" Happy said. She ended up pulling him into the water. "Aquarius, use your magic to blow the yacht ashore." Lucy said. Aquarius scowled at Lucy then used her magic.

After the attack, the yacht was washed ashore and Natsu was about to use his magic. I left Lucy and joined Natsu. "Dimension Dragon Roar!" I yelled. I sucked in some breath and so did Natsu. "Fire Dragon Roar!" He yelled. We both exhaled as two giant gusts of our element was shot at the fake and his henchmen.

"Dimension Dragon Open Vortex!" I shouted. I cupped my hands together and shot a vortex at the fake Salamander. He dodged and shot a spell at me. I burned but not badly. "Fire Dragon Iron Fist!" Natsu shouted as he punched the fake in the face.

"Be careful Natsu!" Lucy shouted. "I would't be worrying about Natsu. Probably the other guy." "Dimension Dragon All Dimension Punch!" I yelled. I smashed the fake into the ground followed by a series of endless punches to the face. Eventually I was out of magic energy. I fell off of him as I saw Natsu pick me up. I looked behind us to see the royal army.

"Where are we going!?" Lucy yelled. "You said you wanted to join Fairy Tail right!" He said. 'As long as Lucy is going to join Fairy Tail, I will too.'