We walked up the stairway up to the guildhall. I had regained some magic energy so I could walk. When we opened the door, everyone greeted us with a smile. "Hey Natsu, Did you find...." A guy said before getting kicked in the stomach.
"N-Natsu... what was that for?" I said shyly. The two fought and bickered before a guy in his underwear came into the fight to. "Gray, your clothes." A girl said. "I don't have time for that!" Gray said. They fought so hard, Happy went flying into a wall after bouncing into a few plates.
Next thing you know, the whole guild began fighting. The girl who told Gray to put his clothes on began to drink out of the barrel. My and Lucy's eye popped out at the sight of that. "It's already before noon and you boy's are wining like babies." A tall man with white hair said. Natsu and Gray punched him together and sent him flying.
"Wow, it's so noisy around here." A guy said with two girls on his lap. 'What the hell!?' I thought. Then out of nowhere a cup hit him in the face. "Are you okay?" One girl said. "Yeah, I'm gonna go fight to protect you." He said making them complete bozos and blush and stuff. "Hello, are you new here?" A girl with white hair asked. 'Oh my god! She's so hot! Not as hot as Lucy though' I thought pervertedly.
"Don't you think we should try to stop them or something?" Lucy asked. "It's always like this around here so I just leave them alone, besides..." She said right before getting crushed by Elfman. Lucy screamed internally. "It's kinda fun don't you think?" Mira said before fainting. I lifted Elfman off of her.
Then, A naked Gray stumbled into Lucy as Natsu was flinging his underwear around. 'What the heck Gray!' I thought. "Give me back my underwear jerk!" Gray said to Natsu. Lucy screamed while covering her eyes. "Excuse me miss, may I borrow you underwear?" Gray asked Lucy. Me and Lucy both picked up a plank of wood and smashed his head in.
"These guys are so insensitive, a woman like you..." Loke said before getting punched in the face by Elfman. "Men fight with their fists Loke." Elfman said. Natsu kicked Elfman away. "I told you to butt out!" Natsu yelled. Then, all the wizards were gonna fight an all out battle. "Do they always fight like that?" Lucy asked scared. "Yep!" Happy said. "Well, you don't sound worried." Lucy finished.
Then, a giant figure rose behind everyone. "Will you fools stop bickering like children?!" The figure shouted. Lucy and I were standing there almost shitting ourselves. Everyone stopped fighting and looked at the giant except for Natsu. The giant stepped on him which made me and Lucy shit ourselves more. "I'm sorry, I didn't know you where still here master." Mira said. "MASTER!?" Me and Lucy yelled in confusion.
"It seems we have new recruits." The figure said. He looked like he was gonna pulverize us which made me completely scared. But he ended up just shrinking. "Nice to meet'cha." He said. "This guy is tiny, he's really in charge here?" Lucy said. "L-Lucy that was rude." I said shyly.
"Of course he is, let me introduce the guild master Makarov!" Mira said. He jumped up onto the stage and said, "You've gone and done it again you bunch of clots. Look at how much paperwork the Magic Counsel sent me this time!" He said holding up a stack of papers. "This is the biggest pile of complaints yet! Have you lost your minds?!" He said.
"All you kids are good for is getting the higher ups mad at me!" Everyone looked down in disappointment. "However, I say to hell with the Magic Counsel!" He said setting the papers on fire then casting them aside as Natsu jumps up to catch it. "Now listen up, the power that surpasses reason still comes from reason right? Magic isn't some kind of miraculous power. It's a talent that only works when the flow of energy inside of us and the flow of energy in the world are in perfect synchronization."
"To perform magic, one must have a strong mind, and the ability to focus. It should take over your being and come pouring out of your soul! If all we do is worry about is following rules than our magic will never progress. Don't let those blown hearts on the counsel scare you. Follow the path you believe in, because that's what make the Fairy Tail guild number one!" Makarov shouted. Everyone cheered as the put one finger in the air to symbolize that they are number one.
Later on, Mira put on Mine and Lucy's official Fairy Tail marks on our hands. Lucy freaked out then ran to Natsu. "Hey look Natsu, I got my official Fairy Tail symbol!" She said excited. "That's cool Luney." Natsu said. "The name's Lucy!" She yelled. Natsu was looking at the request board. "Find anything you like?" I asked. "Yeah there's one with ten thousand jewel." He said. Then I heard a little kid say, "How come my dad hasn't come back yet?" "You're starting to work my nerves Romeo. You're a wizard son. Have faith in your father and wait patiently for him." Makarov said.
"But sir, he told me he'd be back in three days, he's been gone for more than a week!" Romeo said. "If I remember correctly he chose the Mt. Hokabe job request." Makarov said. "That's right and that shouldn't be too far from here. Why won't somebody go look for him?!" Romeo said speaking up. "Listen kid, your old man is a wizard and like everybody else in this guild, he can take care of himself. Now go home, have some milk and cookies, and wait!" Makarov said madly.
"Jerk!" Romeo said as he punched the old man. "I hate you all!" Romeo yelled as he ran out of the guildhall. "That's gotta be tough..." Lucy said sadly. "I know it sounds like the master doesn't care, but he really is worried." Mira said.
Then Natsu punched the board and me and him walked out of the guildhall together. Me and Natsu passed Romeo and patted him on the head as we went to go get his dad. "Why'd you come with us?" Natsu said as he laid flat on the bench of the wagon. "I just thought I could help, that's all." She said. "You really do have bad motion sickness." I said. "It's just another reason to feel sorry for you." She said.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Natsu asked. "Oh, nothing forget I said anything." Lucy said. "Oh, by the way L-Lucy. Y-you forgot to pack a coat so I brought an extra of m-mine." I said handing her the coat. "Thanks!" She said making me blush.
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Nothing You Say Can Hurt Me! (A Fairy Tail Fan fiction)
FanficOur Hero sets out on a quest to join Fairy Tail and show them what hes got as a 'Dimension Dragon slayer'. Also our main Character has a crush on a fellow Fairy Tail member.