ibake:hello everybody and welcome back to-
Bubblegum:Bubble and ibake review!
bake:Ha this time you ze idiot and me cool guy.
bubble:what are you talking about?
bake:you said bubble and ibake when its really ibake and bubble.
bubble:I'm the main character so my name goes first.
bake:WHAT! you the main character? Pft, as if.
bubble:um of course I'm the main character your just stupid enough to think you are.
bake:since when is a cat a main character
bubble:.....
bubble:oh whatever,but it's that time of year again.
bake:Easter!
bubble:What, no you idiot it's Mario's anniversary!
(I know it's not just calm down)
bake: I still think it's Eatser.
bubble:since its mario's birthday today I thought about doing a Mario theory.
bake:ok what's it about.
bubble:Mario being a maniac.
bake:WHAT!
bubble: I know what your thinking, Mario's the good guy and stuff like that right?
bake:right.
bubble:WRONG!
bake:AHHHHH!
bubble: Oh shut up.
bake: Mario is not a maniac young lady...cat?
bubble:but he is and I have 3 reasons why.
bake:oh god. Goodbye childhood! Seya once I die!
bubble: my first reason is he is an animal abuser!
bake: oh really?
bubble: yes. Remember the first Mario game ever called Donkey Kong?
bake: yes.
bubble: so Donkey Kong was evil and took princess whatever right?
bake: Right.
bubble: DOULBE WRONG!
bake: please don't hurt me.....
bubble: What about Donkey Kong's side of the story? Don't you think he had a reason to escape and take the princess?
bake: N n n n n no.
bubble: well he did. Did you know that Mario was DK's master and he abused him?
bake: whaaaattttt. Gurl.
bubble: so DK got away with Mario's GF.
bake: PROOF I NEED PROOF.
bubble: Donkey Kong Circus.
bake: What?
bubble: Donkey Kong Circus was a prequel to Donkey Kong. A game where an ape has to jungle pineapples with fire while a man that looks exactly like Mario laughs at him.
bake: Oh no.
bubble: If the ape misses one pineapple the man that looks like mario laughs at him. This poor ape is setting his hands on fire just for entertainment for the man that looks like Mario.
bake: b b b but Mario is a hero.
bubble: but bake, we only just begun. In The sequel to Donkey Kong called Donkey Kong Jr Mario tears Donkey Kong away from his son then uses a whip to defend his prize.
