Okey, so yes, more inspiration from my fake motha emo_iero. My stomach hurts really bad so I dunno if this is gonna work out or not, dear Lawrence. I've resorted to writing these in the bathroom.
4 dayos afta Frok gave births 2 da leggies, Gee took him 'n' his bootiful leggies ta get thyselves ice cream.
Apparently, Frok were complete recovered froom givin' dem births noot more den a weak agu.
When da leggies walked intoo da ice cream shoppe™ w/ Frok and Gee, everyoone staired at dem.
"Sooch bootiful bbies"
"Sooch sculptured leggies"
"Sooch gay, sooch difference"
All dem gurls whispered 'bout havin' a gr8 man lik Frok, who'd give thy births for dem, and all da bois gathered round 2 here da tale of 2 gay guys w/ dem noice leggies by there sid.
"Me and my hubby and are leggies whoosh to have vanillas bc leggies cannot eats," Frok sayses.
"Oof course," da ladie behind da counta sayses. "Sooch gay booty," she sayses.
"Ikr," Gee said, puttin' thy arm round thy boi's shouldas.
"Danke," Frok sayses, and noow he's German.
Lata, afta dey got da i screams, Gee accidently knocked intoo his hubby's arm whilst holdin'thy i screams.
"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" Frok and Gee screamed, whilst there bby leggies started runnin' round, screeching and failin' ontoo frighteneded ppl.
Frok's i screams fell intoo his shirts and between thy nonexistentance boobs. He yelped.
"2 cul 4 meh!!" He screeched butt den leaned ova too Gee.
Gee blooshed as Frok whispered, "Cold titties, cold titties need warmth, you have warmth for my cold titties."
I hate myself so much.
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