once upon a time i had diarrhea. i went to the mall with my gf [aka laxgirl1221]
_____________________where will you be when diarrhea strikes?________________
the answer is in the coffee machine at Starbucks (its not chocolate)
anyways i was feeling guilty about ruining my date with laxy so i bought her a cup of coffee she said it tasted funky so i told her its a new kind of "cream"
unfortunetly i gave her diarrhea too so we went to the bathroom and i closed the stall door and sat down only to hop back up because bigfoot came out of my butt and he said "dont worry i fixed the issue it was just a ashawanabufontonquibalafondelarequandralaquishabanshatishabufontrellaniquandrea" he picked up a cage and inside was a ashawanabufontonquibalafondelarequandralaquishabanshatishabufontrellaniquandrea and then I left the bathroom but I couldn't find my lovely lady so i walked around.
i didnt know why but people were either laughing when they saw me or they gaged. when i went to cry in the bathroom i realized i had a poop stain on my pants, then i cryed even more...........when i found laxy she was making a duck face at a plant
"after i shit myself i didnt want you to see me so i ran away, sorry"
about ten minuets later i left being so happy then end DIRTY FINGERS VOTE FOR MY BOOK!!!!!
