"whhhhaaalllleeeeee thaaaaannnn geeesicaaa!" i screamed at the saleslady "why dont you love me???"
"umm sir im gonna have to ask you to leave. your making a scene and people are staring to leave the store."
"but but but jessica!!!" i wailed at her
" sir? sir! my name isnt jessica and i need you to leave."
"nuuuuuuuuuu jessica what about our love?"
"sir? what love i dont know you."
"why sure you do geeesica im phillip"
"well phillip im going to have to ask you to remove yourself from the ball pitt."
"does the funk have to leave to?" i asked jessica as i held up the funk
"umm yes the funk has to leave too"
"ok but first guess hwat geesica?"
"what sir?"
" I HAVE A MANGINA!!!!!" i screamed as i stood up and lifted my tutu. a bright white light shot out and blinded everyone in the store...hehe whoops oh well i screamed and ran outside with my tutu still up and my mangina flying all around the place all willy nilly.
"funk i think today has been a good day!"
