Hey, girl, I'm not your man
So if you're game, here's the deal
I'm not Mr. Right, but I'm Mr. Now.
You could say I've got that ex appeal.
Nope, won't call it sex appeal
because you'll come back for more,
so this tryst is more like a drug deal.
You'd think I was the MVP
Once you see how well I score.
Or. Orrr.
You could say I am sleeping dog
as in you know that I will lie
but if you pet me right,
I can still make you squeal.
Like a teddy, you can hold me tight.
By which I mean, not with your arms tonight.
