1. Millionaire by 32

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This life lesson came on the first day of school. Our Teacher gave us a beautiful gift, one that people want , it's the key to all greed (and who doesn't love a little [or a lot] of greed?) , how to become a millionaire.

What you have to do, is get 2 jobs, start as soon as you can!!! This will work better if you have no life and are willing to live with your parents until you're 32 years old, because that's exactly what you'll have to do. After every time you're paid, put away half of what you earn into the bank. Yes you'll be living with your parents, but after that much time of compound interest, after all of those years , you'll be a millionaire. But once you have that, don't retire, because that would be stupid as hell. Keep working. Make more mula.


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