rescued from the razors- Jacksepticeye x reader {completed}

Phone Call *smut*

sup peoples. just to let you know there's smut comming up towards the end. ill give you a heads up when you get there incase you want to skip it. bye bye

"(Y/N)?" "hi mom" "where are you?" "we're over at (Y/B/F/N) place" "we?" "yeah me and jack. what did you think i just sent him home and have been walking around the streets for all this time?" "well i didn't know you wern't answering my calls" "yeah and why do you think that was mom?" "ugh... for the love of god tell me you used protection" "MOM!" "is he there with you know?" "yes?" "give him your phone i want to talk to him" "...ok..."

i hesitantly took the phone away from my ear. i turned to jack. "she want's to talk to you" i said nervously. he cautiously took the phone and put it agenst his ear. "hello?" he quickly moved the phone away from his ear as a voice so loud it might as well of been on speaker phone yell.

"IF YOU GET MY BABY GIRL PREGNANT I'LL MAKE SHOUR THAT YOU CAN'T HAVE KIDS EVER AGAIN!" my face went bright red. "OH MY GOD!" i grabed the phone back and put it on speaker.

"mom stop treating me like a irresponsible 16 year old who got grounded and snuck out the window to go get drunck with her friends. im 23 for fuck sake and i can do what i want and if you don't like that then i promise the second i can afford it ill move out" "you know i do't want you to move out" "then stop acting like it... ill talk to you when im back from school tommorow" i hung up without letting her reply.

i sighed and rubed my eyes. "you have no idea how sorry i am that, that happend" he put his arm around me and pulled me closer to him. holding me close to his chest. "you don't need to be sorry i wouldn't want a guy i had never met to get my daughter pregnant either" i laughed.

"do you think she will ever be ok with you?" "i don't know but ill try my best to win her round" i looked up at him and gave him a kiss. "i know you can do it" he smilled and held me tighter. "so... still up for that pizza?" "ALWAYS"

smut coming up. if you're goona skip this then you o need to know for a later part that. "eye spy" is a euphemism for sex. laters

i called the pizza place. they said it would be hear in half a hour. "the guy says it'll be hear in 30 minutes" "what could we do for 30 minutes?" "hmm... that's a good question. what COULD we do for 30 minutes?"

we started to get closer to each other with every word we said. "we could have a big-" "hot-" "sweaty-" "dirty-" we were inches away from each oheres faces "game of eye spy"

"ill go first... i spy with my little eye... a pair of lips i want to kiss" "really?... me to" he put his hand on my neck and slowly pulled me closet to him. are lips pressed together gently. we gradually sliped are tongues into each others moths.

i seductively ran my fingers through his hair. he placed his hand on my ribs. his thumb casualty resting on my breast. i put my hand on his iner thigh slowly rubing it with my thumb. he carefully started to bight my lower lip.

moving his hand more and more onto my chest. but that's fine because i was moving my hand closer and closer to his crotch. i got up onto my knees are lips still connected and started to push him so he would lie down. he moves his hand from my boob to my butt and squeezes it slightly. when my hand finally reached his crotch he grabed my wast and roled on top of me. he straddled me and put his fingers in my hair. he started to kiss my neck then work his way down my body with his lips.