My weird life

Note to self

Note to self: NEVER say "wong" within five meters of an Asian...they will get offended

Note to self: When teachers at a Christian school say "Even if you aren't Christian respect those around you who are" Say "respect those of you around you who aren't"

Note to self: I know someone who needs to download an app into their brain called "Taking a joke"

Note to self: Never get into a pun war with me. Just ask AlanaOats about the puns we made In cooking

Note to self: whenever a girl says "When I dated other guys I still kept thinking of you" do NOT say "Me to"...it will sound weird

Note to self: Being in the musical has its advantages. For example. When someone AKA Me and AliGraLat may or may not have done there IXL homework. We had to stay in at lunch...but we had "rehearsals"...well we though we did until we saw the schedule and realised we weren't needed...shhh no one needs to know we never stayed in at lunch

Note to self: Always make sure you have one piece of blackmail you can hold against someone that you can easily use...I.E. When someone forgot to get their diary signed by a parent they signed it as if it were her dad who signed it

Note to self: the person who I just mentions on the note above is probably going to read this and get offended

Note to self: Eh what ya gonna do

Note to self: Sockets do not taste like ice cream

Note to self: According to my friend I am a vegan vegan vegan vegan vegan vegan visa vegan vegan...so basically I am a vegan who can't eat vegan products as well as animal products and I am not qualified to have a visa

Note to self: when someone asks "how are you going" you do not reply with "good thanks"...WAY TO END THR CONVERSATION YOU VEGAN VEGAN VEGAN VEGAN VEGAN VEGAN VISA VEGAN VEGAN

Note to self: I am not a vegan considering I had lamb for dinner tonight