My weird life

Random puns.

I'm bored...so I'm making random puns. Warning the cringe level is HIGHHHHHH!

How does mario speak to the dead?....with a Luigi board

Why do basketball players. always have to have cups under their mouth when they sleep?....because they dribble

I buried my phone...I'm sad that I never got an apple tree.

I went to a garden shop and I asked "where the hoes at?"

My friend was wearing a neck Tie around his neck and it looked like a dick bow

So I just handed in my letter to be a dancer and I signed it "Dan Cing" (say it out loud)

I swear to god my dog is barking mad.

My sister dated a lot of guys in the past. She has made a list of all her Ex's and I call it the "X-Men"

I have no idea why I was fired from the calendar factory...All I did was take a day off

I saw Cinderella get booted off the basketball team because she kept running away from the ball.

You guys are welcome for this chapter!!!!!!