Uhm so I just found out today is my enemy's birthday.
Like what the actual flying fuck?
Before u go 'but why do u have an enemy?'
Well I'm a teen, not everyone's gonna love me even though I have a lovable character
(Ain't that right ppl in my everyday life?)
Any way.
I think I'll say happy birthday enemy? I really do hope today is ur last year on earth. Just die already okay? I'll appreciate that.
Like choke on something hard (if u know what I mean *wink wink* *nudge nudge*)
I don't even know how old she is😕
Well, Theresa? Fuck you on this day.
Have u noticed how most Theresa's are bitches? I mean look at the Theresa in maze runner: the scorch trials.
Like what the fuck theresas. Get yo minds right gawd dammit 😒
varkeous this is for u I guess.
I offer u my middle finger
YOU ARE READING
STUPIDITY OF TEENS. MY THEORIES
HumorOkay so this book is just to remind us ALL that no teen is perfect and we all kinda think alike...don't you think so too...So I hope my theories are true...And then the teens can rule this earth and then we grow old and boring but still enjoy
