STUPIDITY OF TEENS. MY THEORIES

Age: RANT

SORRY BUT THIS IS A RANT YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

What the flying mother loving fuck is wrong with this generation?

You can't be sure no more with how these bitches be looking like they 26 but then they're like "*giggles* no I'm 11"

So wait! You're telling me a girl that is younger than me, another specimen of the girl gender, looks older than me. What the fuuuuuck?!

I'm like sure it's make up, I like make up too. Makes me feel smexy with unicorn sparkles.

So the little 9 year old girls that look like 23 year old models are pardoned.

But then there are the male gender. Puberty be hitting 'em like a truck loaded with army guns.

Have u seen the Dolan twins??? I heard they are six-fucking-teen or is it seven-fucking-teen. They be looking like 24 year olds walking down the street.

And there are more of those types but I can't say 'oh it's make up so it's Aii' because NO. It's fucking wrong bruh!

Bielibers literally watched Bieber age.

And shit went from zero to a hundid real quick.

So as I am here looking like a fucking baked potato. I shall patiently wait for my 'glow up'.

Yeah sorry this was a rant but whatever. I'm pretty sure it annoys most teens.