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I mean, don't get me wrong, Iggy's not a bad dude, it's just, I had my reasons for separating. We used to be really close, and good friends, actually!
Iggy started pushing me around a lot, and was bossing me around left and right. He told me I had to act a certain way, believe a certain thing, and it was just no fun! England also started taxing me for things I didn't want, so I kinda angered him by stealing some of his boxes of tea and drowning them in water.
I didn't want to be under his rule anymore.. And so that's mainly why I split up.
But, Iggy, if you're reading this, you're still my big brother, and I don't hate you. I hope you can understand.
