Heya dudes/dudettes. Ever wanted to ask me anything, or dare me to do something totally crazy and dangerous? Well now you can! Gosh, I sound like one of those infomercial people.
Go right ahead in! We have free burgers if you'd like! (But not that f...
*grabs a Sharpie and draws several lines above each eyebrow*
'Ello wankers! I'm the bloody United Kingdom! I like to say bloody a lot, because I know how much it annoys France!
*strokes eyebrows majestically*
I have the hottest eyebrows! And, not to mention, my imaginary friends are probably the reason why I have no sanity left! Oi, don't judge me, you git.
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Want a scone? They are made with 100% real poiso- ingredients! I'll give you some of my *great* tea, if you want. Just please don't dump it in the harbour!
My magic is also definitely real! I tried to make myself more attractive once with a magic spell, but instead it gave me more eyebrows!
*deep breath*
That was fun, right! Feel free to give me more suggestions to do more amazing impersonations!
