Miley:*wearing her blonde wig and smiling fake at Justin's family event*
Selena:*sitting across the room because Justin's mom LOVES her still* Ugh who is this bitch coming from nowhere
Pattie:*sitting across looking at her recognizing her from somewhere* She looks so familiar
Justin: She is from*thinks* Texas you don't know her trust me
Pattie: Why hasn't she talked to us before?
Miley:*smiles and waves at people sees Pattie walking up smiles* Hi Mrs. Bieber I am-
Pattie: Sorry its Pattie Mallette and just call me Pattie*laughs* So tell me about yourself
Miley:*thinks* I am from Corinth, Texas born and raised. I moved to LA at age 17 when I graduated with a 3.5 GPA and I have no brothers or sisters. I am going to college to be a Lawyer*smiles fake thinking: I fucking hate lying*
Pattie: Well you sound like one*thinks* great gal*fake smiles and walks off* Ok that girl is lying through her teeth
Selena:*walks up with her fake smile*I know I just hope Justin know s that she is just using him for the fame
Miley:*hearing her gets really angry*
Pattie: My poor son*grabs her heart*
-That Night(btw Miley's family doesn't know either)-
Miley:*with her dad by the grill cooking up some steaks*
Billy Ray: Well he seems like a nice boy thank goodness you are done with those one night stands and good thing NOBODY recognized that you were my daughter glad you got this makeover of yours
Miley:*laughs* Yeah daddy*kisses his cheek sees paparazzi* Why the hell are they here?
Billy Ray: Well, the return of my daughter to home after 8 months is a little wierd
Miley:*sees Justin walking out* JASON lets go play some wii stuff inside
Justin:*sees paparazzi* Sounds good*runs inside*
Miley: That was close*hugs him*
Braison:*walks up with a smirk drinking a root beer* what was close? Miss Smiley Miley what are you hiding*walks around* Somin' about you is familiar Mr. Jason Crook?
Justin:*talks with his fake southern accent* Sorry sir I ain't got a clue what you sayin'
Braison:*growls*I will figure you out
-Later on In Justin's car-
Miley: I think we should tell our families Justin not friends but family at least I hate lying to my family and I hate lying
Justin: You are right but how are we going to get them together without it looking suspicious?
Miley:*sighs* I do not know you wanna tell me?
Justin: Hmm sense Miley isn't a household name like mine, why not invite them to the same restaurant and rent the same room and then tell our families to start a HUGE war that makes it look like we are angry at each other for the one night stand and that we both caused each other too much drama?
Miley: I love it
Justin: By the way, why didn't you tell me that you are Billy Ray Cyrus' daughter?
Miley: I thought you would assume sorry*puts on the puppy dog face*
Justin: I love that face*kisses her deeply*
Miley:*turns it into a make out session right there*
Justin:*feels her suck his neck gets a boner and whats to take this slow pushes her off* Im sorry slow
Miley: Thats new for me i am sorry I am such a slut
Justin:*looks at her with sad eyes* Hey never call yourself a slut I think you are beautiful and amazing
Miley:*smiles and hugs him*
-Two nights later at Sushi Zo-
Justin:*walks in with his family*Back this way we have to share I dont know with who but-
Pattie:*instantly walks in sees Miley and growls* Isn't that the girl who claimed to have the one night stand with you*growls* I am going to-
Justin: No mom come on*brings her in and they lock the doors*
Billy:*stands up* My daughter ain't have a one night stand with your son
Pattie: By the way she dresses, I believe it
Miley: Okay okay. Pattie listen to us
Justin:*walks up and grabs her hand* We are dating and we are keeping secret identities
Miley: I am Hannah Montana and he is jason crook we didn't want to lie to our families because we love you and we are falling for each other we just do not want the media there in the way
Justin: Yeah we have a couple HUGE favors to ask you guys*sighs* We need you guys to keep this for us AND to start a fake fight because of the rumor those Stupid paparazzi created?
Miley:*sighs* Please
Billy: Sure I know I can*smiles and hugs his little girl*
Miley:*smiles*thank you daddy
Pattie: NO NO NO She is too slutty for my son and ugh no no no
Trish: Do not call my dear Miley a slut
Pattie: I cannot help it
Justin: Mom please I am madly in love with her I cannot imagine my life without her
Miley:*smiles brighter than she has in a very long while* You love me?
Justin: More than anything I could ever love anybody else
Miley: I love you the same or even more*kisses him gently and cuddles into a hug*
Noah:*walks from the table* Ms. Pattie looking how sweet the two are, aren't you happy that your son is so*smiles* so in love I know I am happy for my older sister because she was in love once but he broke her heart, Your son loves her
Justin: damn you have a smart sister*everybody laughs*
Pattie:*sighs* HOW DARE YOU START A RUMOR ABOUT MY SON TO GET YOUR FATHER MORE FAMOUS MY SON WOULD NEVER SLEEP WITH A GIRL LIKE YOU
Miley:*mouths: Thank you* FINE
