Alpha's Redemption

Private Chapter Nine

Hey, so instead of being a pissy B with an ITCH  like some mature writers on here and writing an elaborate angry note on the following, I have decided to turn it into a more....me note. :)

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Helooooo Beautiful People!!!

If you are viewing this message after chapter Eight and not Nine, then I believe you have gotten yourself in the "Not A Follower" category.

*three year Olds go* Ewwwwwwww

So you are a fello NAF, or a sad follower who just got slightly brain fµcked by the complex...system of regulations, that makes up WATTPAD. Yay? No!!

Because apparently, Naughty Rosie is too naughty for Wattpad. (more like too cool).  If you are unable to read Chapter 9 of Alphas Redemption. Titled "9. Her Lady Parts" then here's the bad news. Wattpad probably blocked it for you.

But!!

Before you rip your hair off, fall on the ground and start banging the ground with your fist while screaming "BLOODY BEEP BEEP BEEP!!!!!!, STUPID MOTHER OF BEEP BEEP. WITH A FAT BEEP UP HER TRIANGULAR BEEEEEEP!!! For BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP WATTPAD!!!"

Stop!

Pause

And consider the following...

The ever generous Naughty Rosie, has decided to let you NAF's still read chapter Nine and other possible future chapters that get blocked by Wattpad. (Because Naughty Rosie is too much of a sexy beast for then to Appreciate)

(Follow these Steps! Do NOT Detour or skip or budge or mingle around some of them. Follow All, in Order!!! as in 123...[if you don't know how to count you probably shouldn't even be on this website not to talk of this book])

Here are the steps!!!:

* 1) Remove the book from your reading list.

* 2) Add me to your "following" list by pushing that beautiful little blue button on my profile that says "FOLLOW". =)

At this point, CONGRATULATIONS!!! You are no longer a NAF (Not Following Person)!! I know, I know, the excitement is killing you, BUT! You are only half way there. Stay strong dear reader, your almost there.

* 3) Add Alphas Redemption back to your library.

* 4) Done!!! You can read now!!!

The end.

Oh your still here.

Well there is another way but you don't want to hear it.

You really don't want to.

I'm warning you.

Your pet rock would probably die if you attempt the other way.

And its so much more work.

Well fine, I'll tell you the other way to read private chapters without necessarily following. Even though it makes Rosie sad.

Now, if you read all the way this far, then you know now that patience is key. Others left at the Step 4. And now they have a long way to go. Here's a short route.

Go to my profile and click my book that says "Private Chapters" oooohhh.

TADAAAA!!!! You can read it!!!

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I'm sorry if it seams like I'm insulting you guys intelligence, but seriously, after the monkeys incident. I bet five bucks someones going to inbox me saying "I still can't read it. Omg, I'm too much of a blockhead to follow four steps or one really easy one". Ugh.

If you have tried however and really can't view it, then inbox me, I won't rip your head off and play kickball with it down the driveway to Olympus. (i don't know where Olympus came from. O_o). I'll genuinely consider your GPA to be higher than that of a high rabbies carrying squirrel humping a retarded chicken against a yellow fence with foam coming out of their mouth.

Thank you, and I'm sorry for the inconvenience.

I'm out!!!

AAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Some might ask why I just screamed...because I BEEPIN can! And this is my book!! Not yours!!

I love you my pretties. Kisses down low from Rosie. ;)