Bob Duncan x Ted Cruz

Chap.1

Bob Duncan is a strange man. He thinks he's cool even tho he's a pest control dude. One day Donald Trump called him up to get rid of a pest. "K fam" said bob since he always needs extra money. "How much tho?" "a smol lone of a million dollars." said trump. "ye boi I'll be right over." He was and Trump told him to get rid of Ted Cruz. "but hes the zodiac killer he'll kill me."Nah hes too much of a pussy." said Trump. "ok fine but I better get a million dollars." "of course fam." they shook hands and bob left.

The next day bob went over to teds house with a ak-47. he broke open the door and Ted stood there laughing. "You think you can kill me? I'm the zodiac killer bitch." ted laughed. "Shit u right." "I'm bob by the way, bob Duncan." Ted, Ted Cruz." "k" they became good friends and then started dating. they later had 4 children Joe, mike, Sam, and Chris. They all got nuked at a burger king in 2023 by Amy. The End.