histórias de Tedcruz

They both knew they couldn't be together. It made each other vulnerable to Trump's wrath and momentum. They didn't even know they both felt the same way. They both knew the debate would end in ruin. (Cover edit not mine)

This is a book of deliberately stupid things I wrote because I wanted to

The love story between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. But in highschool.

Song parodies about politics

A short love story based off of people I may or may not know. This story shows the truth about love and relationships. Also creds to my best friend, she is the Tyler to my Josh.

Americans (and those who like to poke fun at American politics), with the general election fast approaching, take a trip down memory lane of the 2016 primary election. This quick, satirical depiction of the presidential candidates as business associates out for a round of golf (with one golfer standing in for his wife, since the golf course is no place for a lady) will leave you feeling more satisfied than the reality of this election ever could.

They are not safe. They are not safe. Nobody is safe. *** Every thousand years, 13* people across the universe are chosen to represent the Zodiac signs, lead the people in the universe. This time, things are different. They will be worse. [Closed] (*Edit (5/31/18) Cetus has been added as the "thirteenth" Zodai for rping purposes)

Ted Cruz is an aspiring 2016 presidential candidate who just wants to win. But with a Trump looming on the horizon, Ted gets roped into a daring plan to go back in time and stop Trump from running. However, the mission isn't all smooth sailing. Rather, it's a bumpy Cruz through the time-space continuum.

A young ted cruz falls in love with a broken Donald trump. Donald builds his walls up. How high will he build his wall to keep ted out?

All my life i've just been you're normal and average girl. but now i'm in college and my eyes are set on a sexy dj. let's just say i'm ready to party.

With his presidential bid behind him, Ted Cruz decides to run for governor in his home state of Texas. Not knowing where he went wrong before, he enlists Republican nominee Donald Trump to help him get his campaign back on track. But when the Trumpster agrees to the deal, he has more in mind than meets the eye.

WARNING PISS INCLUDED WITH FIC 13 reasons why irl

I felt the hot breath on the nape of my neck. He knew that was my sweet spot. How long could this go on? He was leaving the county in only a few hours. I needed to let him go, but he had a grip on me. RANKS: #1 - tedcruzisthezodiackiller #11 - spaghetti #74 - hashtag

Two rivals learn to love and love to learn ;)

Donald Trump and Carly Fiorina hook up at a club. But when a jealous rival, Democratic candidate Hiliary Clinton; falls hard for her competition, chaos erupts. Featuring the Republican party/candidates, the Democratic party/candidates, Vladimir Putin, Sharkeisha, Stephen Hawkings and other famous people. Our biggest hit since the 11:11 Conspiracy!

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