Tedcruz Stories

The love story between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. But in highschool.

STOP✋✋✋ RIGHT❌THERE❌❌❌❌ WHY❓❓ BECAUSE 💁💁 MY HISTORY🌍🌍🌍🌍 TEACHER👩‍🏫👩‍🏫👩‍🏫👩‍🏫👩‍🏫👩‍🏫 LOVES 💕💞💓💗💖💘 ME 👩👩😶🤔😶 AND 🌂🌂🌂🌂 I 👸👸👸 DONT❔❓HOW❔❓❔❓❔❓ TO FEEL🤔🤔⁉⁉⁉⁉⁉ BUT⭕⭕ ⭕⭕ THATS OKAY😋☺😀😌😛🤗 BECAUSE💁💁SHE'LL👩👩👩👩👩 LEAVE 👅👅👅👅 ME👸👸👸👸 FOR🔜➡↔ TED CRUZ👐👴👴👴👴 AND DONALD TRUMP👴👴😁😂😂😰😱😲😙 mom, we're sorry, but hey, what better way to disappoint you?

Song parodies about politics

A young ted cruz falls in love with a broken Donald trump. Donald builds his walls up. How high will he build his wall to keep ted out?

A quick fic in which Ted Cruz's Donald-kun fantasies come to life with new flavor. May contain nasty content. Written in the summer of 2k16.

I felt the hot breath on the nape of my neck. He knew that was my sweet spot. How long could this go on? He was leaving the county in only a few hours. I needed to let him go, but he had a grip on me. RANKS: #1 - tedcruzisthezodiackiller #11 - spaghetti #74 - hashtag

When Donald decides to run for president of the United States, the only goal on his mind is to dominate the polls. But his world is turned upside down when he sees Ted Cruz, a senator who is also running to be president. Will he give up everything for true happiness, or will he risk losing the love of his life to make America great again.

im so sorry for this

All my life i've just been you're normal and average girl. but now i'm in college and my eyes are set on a sexy dj. let's just say i'm ready to party.

This is the story of Ted Cruz in elementary school. Experience his childhood through the eyes of a human hair eating Zodiac Killer. He will face many challenges, such as: questing for delicious human hair (MMMM), bullying school house peasants and many more.

im so sorry

A short love story based off of people I may or may not know. This story shows the truth about love and relationships. Also creds to my best friend, she is the Tyler to my Josh.

Watch video in book to see proof that Ted is the real zodiac killer. I mean do we really want this man as our president? smh p.s I do not own the video.

God I wish I was dead

It seems like a normal Christmas for the Why Don't We Boys, until Jack proposes to Corbyn, and the Zodiac Killer (Ted Cruz) unleashes the apocalypse.

When Ted Cruz, an ordinary schoolgirl at White House Academy, falls and scrapes his knee, the most unlikely of candidates comes to rescue him~! Will he find true love~? i regret this deeply Content Warnings: mild sexual themes, non-graphic violence

Disclaimer: I have little to no actual knowledge about these candidates. This is made purely out of boredom and the inspiration the cover photo gave me.

Americans (and those who like to poke fun at American politics), with the general election fast approaching, take a trip down memory lane of the 2016 primary election. This quick, satirical depiction of the presidential candidates as business associates out for a round of golf (with one golfer standing in for his wife, since the golf course is no place for a lady) will leave you feeling more satisfied than the reality of this election ever could.