Tedcruz Stories

Ted Cruz was born in Calgary, Canada and had a life ahead of him that was educated with fun adventures in his killing. Follow him on his quest through this fun filled story.

Americans (and those who like to poke fun at American politics), with the general election fast approaching, take a trip down memory lane of the 2016 primary election. This quick, satirical depiction of the presidential candidates as business associates out for a round of golf (with one golfer standing in for his wife, since the golf course is no place for a lady) will leave you feeling more satisfied than the reality of this election ever could.

Starring Bernie Sanders, Donald Trump, Jeb Bush, Hillary Clinton, Ben Carson, Mike Pence, Tim Kaine, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, and Barack Obama. Best squad ever.

exploring the inner debates of what the candidates really mean

Bob Duncan is called in by Trump to get rid of a pest.

im so sorry for this

(Its 12:08 a.m. and I'm in crackship hell. Don't question this.) A story in which Hillary Clinton realizes her feelings for Donald Trump, her presidential Senpai, as well as her rival. But will Donald accept her feelings?

Two rivals learn to love and love to learn ;)

When Ted Cruz, an ordinary schoolgirl at White House Academy, falls and scrapes his knee, the most unlikely of candidates comes to rescue him~! Will he find true love~? i regret this deeply Content Warnings: mild sexual themes, non-graphic violence

This is a book of deliberately stupid things I wrote because I wanted to

STOP✋✋✋ RIGHT❌THERE❌❌❌❌ WHY❓❓ BECAUSE 💁💁 MY HISTORY🌍🌍🌍🌍 TEACHER👩‍🏫👩‍🏫👩‍🏫👩‍🏫👩‍🏫👩‍🏫 LOVES 💕💞💓💗💖💘 ME 👩👩😶🤔😶 AND 🌂🌂🌂🌂 I 👸👸👸 DONT❔❓HOW❔❓❔❓❔❓ TO FEEL🤔🤔⁉⁉⁉⁉⁉ BUT⭕⭕ ⭕⭕ THATS OKAY😋☺😀😌😛🤗 BECAUSE💁💁SHE'LL👩👩👩👩👩 LEAVE 👅👅👅👅 ME👸👸👸👸 FOR🔜➡↔ TED CRUZ👐👴👴👴👴 AND DONALD TRUMP👴👴😁😂😂😰😱😲😙 mom, we're sorry, but hey, what better way to disappoint you?

Ted Cruz is an aspiring 2016 presidential candidate who just wants to win. But with a Trump looming on the horizon, Ted gets roped into a daring plan to go back in time and stop Trump from running. However, the mission isn't all smooth sailing. Rather, it's a bumpy Cruz through the time-space continuum.

Donald Trump and Carly Fiorina hook up at a club. But when a jealous rival, Democratic candidate Hiliary Clinton; falls hard for her competition, chaos erupts. Featuring the Republican party/candidates, the Democratic party/candidates, Vladimir Putin, Sharkeisha, Stephen Hawkings and other famous people. Our biggest hit since the 11:11 Conspiracy!

It seems like a normal Christmas for the Why Don't We Boys, until Jack proposes to Corbyn, and the Zodiac Killer (Ted Cruz) unleashes the apocalypse.

yvonne and gertrude. #otp

The love story between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. But in highschool.