Tedcruz Stories

They are not safe. They are not safe. Nobody is safe. *** Every thousand years, 13* people across the universe are chosen to represent the Zodiac signs, lead the people in the universe. This time, things are different. They will be worse. [Closed] (*Edit (5/31/18) Cetus has been added as the "thirteenth" Zodai for rping purposes)

Ted Cruz is a simple man, wants to be president, wants a good life, and wants Marco Rubio. Will his confession plan succeed? Is he getting himself into a news story he can't erase? Does Rubio feel the same way?

It seems like a normal Christmas for the Why Don't We Boys, until Jack proposes to Corbyn, and the Zodiac Killer (Ted Cruz) unleashes the apocalypse.

Ted Cruz is a lonely middle aged politician. Jacob Sartorius is an broken eighteen year old musical.ly star. What happens when these two different worlds collide? Will they be the perfect match, or will they burn out?

It's 2am

Bob Duncan is called in by Trump to get rid of a pest.

Ted Cruz was born in Calgary, Canada and had a life ahead of him that was educated with fun adventures in his killing. Follow him on his quest through this fun filled story.

I felt the hot breath on the nape of my neck. He knew that was my sweet spot. How long could this go on? He was leaving the county in only a few hours. I needed to let him go, but he had a grip on me. RANKS: #1 - tedcruzisthezodiackiller #11 - spaghetti #74 - hashtag

When the worlds greatest business man decides that his country has too many problems, he embarks on a journey to make America great again. But can he overcome the obstacles of presidential politics, or will he fail in his mission? Ronald Clump must decide that for himself.

im so sorry for this

A short love story based off of people I may or may not know. This story shows the truth about love and relationships. Also creds to my best friend, she is the Tyler to my Josh.

angry white republicans and vampires

With his presidential bid behind him, Ted Cruz decides to run for governor in his home state of Texas. Not knowing where he went wrong before, he enlists Republican nominee Donald Trump to help him get his campaign back on track. But when the Trumpster agrees to the deal, he has more in mind than meets the eye.

All my life i've just been you're normal and average girl. but now i'm in college and my eyes are set on a sexy dj. let's just say i'm ready to party.

Disclaimer: I have little to no actual knowledge about these candidates. This is made purely out of boredom and the inspiration the cover photo gave me.

God I wish I was dead

When Ted Cruz, an ordinary schoolgirl at White House Academy, falls and scrapes his knee, the most unlikely of candidates comes to rescue him~! Will he find true love~? i regret this deeply Content Warnings: mild sexual themes, non-graphic violence