Tedcruz Stories

Watch video in book to see proof that Ted is the real zodiac killer. I mean do we really want this man as our president? smh p.s I do not own the video.

Starring Bernie Sanders, Donald Trump, Jeb Bush, Hillary Clinton, Ben Carson, Mike Pence, Tim Kaine, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, and Barack Obama. Best squad ever.

You're just an average discord mod, making sure no one was sending memes in general. You decide to check up on your kitten applications and them you meet Ted Cruz. Will...

Bob Duncan is called in by Trump to get rid of a pest.

exploring the inner debates of what the candidates really mean

angry white republicans and vampires

A young ted cruz falls in love with a broken Donald trump. Donald builds his walls up. How high will he build his wall to keep ted out?

When Donald decides to run for president of the United States, the only goal on his mind is to dominate the polls. But his world is turned upside down when he sees Ted C...

(Its 12:08 a.m. and I'm in crackship hell. Don't question this.) A story in which Hillary Clinton realizes her feelings for Donald Trump, her presidential Senpai, as wel...

When Ted Cruz, an ordinary schoolgirl at White House Academy, falls and scrapes his knee, the most unlikely of candidates comes to rescue him~! Will he find true love~? ...

Ted Cruz was born in Calgary, Canada and had a life ahead of him that was educated with fun adventures in his killing. Follow him on his quest through this fun filled st...

Rafael Edward Cruz: the man behind the meme. But will this meme kill the man?

A quick fic in which Ted Cruz's Donald-kun fantasies come to life with new flavor. May contain nasty content. Written in the summer of 2k16.

im so sorry

When the worlds greatest business man decides that his country has too many problems, he embarks on a journey to make America great again. But can he overcome the obstac...

God I wish I was dead