Historias de Tedcruz

Donald Trump and Carly Fiorina hook up at a club. But when a jealous rival, Democratic candidate Hiliary Clinton; falls hard for her competition, chaos erupts. Featuring the Republican party/candidates, the Democratic party/candidates, Vladimir Putin, Sharkeisha, Stephen Hawkings and other famous people. Our biggest hit since the 11:11 Conspiracy!

This is the story of Ted Cruz in elementary school. Experience his childhood through the eyes of a human hair eating Zodiac Killer. He will face many challenges, such as: questing for delicious human hair (MMMM), bullying school house peasants and many more.

You're just an average discord mod, making sure no one was sending memes in general. You decide to check up on your kitten applications and them you meet Ted Cruz. Will he be the most perfect discord kitten??

When Ted Cruz, an ordinary schoolgirl at White House Academy, falls and scrapes his knee, the most unlikely of candidates comes to rescue him~! Will he find true love~? i regret this deeply Content Warnings: mild sexual themes, non-graphic violence

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Ted Cruz was born in Calgary, Canada and had a life ahead of him that was educated with fun adventures in his killing. Follow him on his quest through this fun filled story.

They are not safe. They are not safe. Nobody is safe. *** Every thousand years, 13* people across the universe are chosen to represent the Zodiac signs, lead the people in the universe. This time, things are different. They will be worse. [Closed] (*Edit (5/31/18) Cetus has been added as the "thirteenth" Zodai for rping purposes)

Disclaimer: I have little to no actual knowledge about these candidates. This is made purely out of boredom and the inspiration the cover photo gave me.

Ted Cruz is an aspiring 2016 presidential candidate who just wants to win. But with a Trump looming on the horizon, Ted gets roped into a daring plan to go back in time and stop Trump from running. However, the mission isn't all smooth sailing. Rather, it's a bumpy Cruz through the time-space continuum.

angry white republicans and vampires

STOP✋✋✋ RIGHT❌THERE❌❌❌❌ WHY❓❓ BECAUSE 💁💁 MY HISTORY🌍🌍🌍🌍 TEACHER👩‍🏫👩‍🏫👩‍🏫👩‍🏫👩‍🏫👩‍🏫 LOVES 💕💞💓💗💖💘 ME 👩👩😶🤔😶 AND 🌂🌂🌂🌂 I 👸👸👸 DONT❔❓HOW❔❓❔❓❔❓ TO FEEL🤔🤔⁉⁉⁉⁉⁉ BUT⭕⭕ ⭕⭕ THATS OKAY😋☺😀😌😛🤗 BECAUSE💁💁SHE'LL👩👩👩👩👩 LEAVE 👅👅👅👅 ME👸👸👸👸 FOR🔜➡↔ TED CRUZ👐👴👴👴👴 AND DONALD TRUMP👴👴😁😂😂😰😱😲😙 mom, we're sorry, but hey, what better way to disappoint you?

When the worlds greatest business man decides that his country has too many problems, he embarks on a journey to make America great again. But can he overcome the obstacles of presidential politics, or will he fail in his mission? Ronald Clump must decide that for himself.

I don't...... I don't know any more

I felt the hot breath on the nape of my neck. He knew that was my sweet spot. How long could this go on? He was leaving the county in only a few hours. I needed to let him go, but he had a grip on me. RANKS: #1 - tedcruzisthezodiackiller #11 - spaghetti #74 - hashtag

Americans (and those who like to poke fun at American politics), with the general election fast approaching, take a trip down memory lane of the 2016 primary election. This quick, satirical depiction of the presidential candidates as business associates out for a round of golf (with one golfer standing in for his wife, since the golf course is no place for a lady) will leave you feeling more satisfied than the reality of this election ever could.

The love story between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. But in highschool.

(Its 12:08 a.m. and I'm in crackship hell. Don't question this.) A story in which Hillary Clinton realizes her feelings for Donald Trump, her presidential Senpai, as well as her rival. But will Donald accept her feelings?