Истории Tedcruz

The love story between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. But in highschool.

Just a fairy tale about AOC, Ted Cruz and Bernie Sanders

STOP✋✋✋ RIGHT❌THERE❌❌❌❌ WHY❓❓ BECAUSE 💁💁 MY HISTORY🌍🌍🌍🌍 TEACHER👩‍🏫👩‍🏫👩‍🏫👩‍🏫👩‍🏫👩‍🏫 LOVES 💕💞💓💗💖💘 ME 👩👩😶🤔😶 AND 🌂🌂🌂🌂 I 👸👸👸 DONT❔❓HOW❔❓❔❓❔❓ TO FEEL🤔🤔⁉⁉⁉⁉⁉ BUT⭕⭕ ⭕⭕ THATS OKAY😋☺😀😌😛🤗 BECAUSE💁💁SHE'LL👩👩👩👩👩 LEAVE 👅👅👅👅 ME👸👸👸👸 FOR🔜➡↔ TED CRUZ👐👴👴👴👴 AND DONALD TRUMP👴👴😁😂😂😰😱😲😙 mom, we're sorry, but hey, what better way to disappoint you?

Disclaimer: I have little to no actual knowledge about these candidates. This is made purely out of boredom and the inspiration the cover photo gave me.

this is super cryptic and dramatic and generally terrible I'm sorry to everyone except Ted Cruz fuck you

im so sorry for this

When Donald decides to run for president of the United States, the only goal on his mind is to dominate the polls. But his world is turned upside down when he sees Ted Cruz, a senator who is also running to be president. Will he give up everything for true happiness, or will he risk losing the love of his life to make America great again.

Bob Duncan is called in by Trump to get rid of a pest.

Ted Cruz was born in Calgary, Canada and had a life ahead of him that was educated with fun adventures in his killing. Follow him on his quest through this fun filled story.

angry white republicans and vampires

Starring Bernie Sanders, Donald Trump, Jeb Bush, Hillary Clinton, Ben Carson, Mike Pence, Tim Kaine, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, and Barack Obama. Best squad ever.

It seems like a normal Christmas for the Why Don't We Boys, until Jack proposes to Corbyn, and the Zodiac Killer (Ted Cruz) unleashes the apocalypse.

Americans (and those who like to poke fun at American politics), with the general election fast approaching, take a trip down memory lane of the 2016 primary election. This quick, satirical depiction of the presidential candidates as business associates out for a round of golf (with one golfer standing in for his wife, since the golf course is no place for a lady) will leave you feeling more satisfied than the reality of this election ever could.

This is the story of Ted Cruz in elementary school. Experience his childhood through the eyes of a human hair eating Zodiac Killer. He will face many challenges, such as: questing for delicious human hair (MMMM), bullying school house peasants and many more.

When Ted Cruz, an ordinary schoolgirl at White House Academy, falls and scrapes his knee, the most unlikely of candidates comes to rescue him~! Will he find true love~? i regret this deeply Content Warnings: mild sexual themes, non-graphic violence

WARNING PISS INCLUDED WITH FIC 13 reasons why irl