What to do when confronted with a school bully:
Bully: Ugh, i can't believe I'm the same species as you!
Me: You're absolutely right. From now on, me and other people like me (aka any person who gladly admits their crazy or you people reading this book in general) are now a separate species from you and our new botanical name is "Homo Reptilius." The ways you people claim as 'weird' is just how we flaunt our awesomeness. Now , good day to you all, sapiens. *sassily flips nonexistently long hair and walks away*
Spread the word on the new species. If you agree with me, post a chapter about this book with this hashtag:
#HomoReptilius.
And now, a list of my fellow Homo Reptilia:
dragonconcerer
RangerNight
oOFandomsOo
neon_sky101 (you're in this squad whether you like it or not. You have no say.)
NagisaShiota11
myotpisabsolute
kingdomheartsgirl
Karmagisa
JessyGashane
GreekGeek4life
Reversemable13
Etc.
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Le Book Of Randomness
HumorFilled with memes, pictures, whatever stupid thing that comes out of my friends, sisters and my mouth, all transported into one book. (Now including One-shots. Request open!)
