I'm going on the cruise thingy today
because there's no wifi
And I'll get so seasick
And it'll be so boring because seven days on a ship?? In the middle of the ocean? AND NO WIFI? I'll die. Yup.
And all we'll do when we're at Alaska is sightseeing.
Blah
I hate sightseeing
Oh and the ship will probably sink like Titanic
Hope it doesn't
Because if it sinks my phone, laptop, ipad, and ipad mini will all break
Then I'll DIE
