George was in the front row, watching all of Rita's apparent highschool friends talking about how great she was.
"If they were her real friends, they would've helped her." George muttered angrily, but still quiet so no one could hear.
He looked in the row in back of him, there was Paul, with a girl with bright orange hair, she was a mystery to George.
"May I perform a song I wrote for her?" George asked, interrupting the service.
"Sure." The minister agreed.
George picked up an acoustic guitar and started to sing I need you, but something weird happened in the middle of his performance.
"I need y-." George stopped when he heard a loud burst. Sgt.Pepper's lonely hearts club band walked out of the coffin. A guy that was apparently Sgt.Pepper stepped up on stage.
"And we present, The Lovely Rita." He said,putting his hand out.
Rita burst out of the coffin in an LSD trip dress riding a blue meanie.
"C'mon Geo! We're going to Pepperland!" Rita exclaimed.
George walked on to the blue meanie. Rita swatted it's butt and it started to fly though a portal made of LSD.
George looked around in awe, as Sgt.Pepper's lonely hearts club band started playing. A few years later, they got married in Pepperland and had three kids, and lived in a yellow submarine.
The End.
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RandomRita is best friends with George Harrison but he sees Rita as more than that.