Girl Who Likes Jelsa And The Evil Villain

Chapter Two - DQ

Now from where we left off. A glowing light suddenly appeared in front of Tiana followed by a voice which said: "Got a dollar I can borrow?". "Who are you?" said Tiana. After that the light disappeared and emerged was a pixie. "Oh, so you don't have a dollar?" The pixie spoke. "Why do you need a dollar?" questioned Tiana. "So I have enough to buy some fried chicken," said the pixie. "What?! No! Get your own money!" exclaimed Tiana. "Dang man I was going to help you find your gay boyfriend but okay then." "HE'S NOT GAY AND HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND!!...yet." "But REALLY YOU CAN HELP ME FIND HIM?!" "Ye man just give me a dollar." "Fiiiiiine." She hands him a dollar and he tells her that Anthony took him to the DQ. The pixie told her that his name is Derek and after that, they took off to DQ. On the way, Derek kept bitching about how so Tiana is. "My grandma walks faster than you." "Phu doesn't even look cute with you." "Why do you look constipated all the time?". Half an hour passed and they finally reached DQ. Anthony was inside buying some ice cream. "Hey stop right there Evil Villain," said Tiana. "Well well well look it's my favorite adorable beautiful perfect little sister," Anthony said with his husky raspy voice. Tiana felt sick and puked on the Evil Villain. "EW! STOP! YOU'RE BEING CRINGY," said Tiana in repulse. "You look better with him," said Derek. "SHUT UP DEREK!" yelled Tiana. Tiana then faced The Evil Villain's repulsive smile. "GIVE ME BACK MY PHU!". "HE'S NOT YOUR PHU ANYMORE MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!". Cackled Anthony. "WHY DON'T YOU COME TO MY HOUSE AND NETFLIX AND CHILL WITH ME? MY BEAUTIFUL LITTLE SISTER, I'D BE VERY DELIGHTED TO HAVE YOU OVER." The Evil Villain pulled out his bootleg Oreos to distract Tiana. "EWW THAT'S GROSS!!" exclaimed Tiana. When she got the bootleg Oreos off of her Anthony had vanished. "Rats! He got away!" (Now who the fuck says rats, but then again I am the author.) "So can we get fried chicken now?" asked Derek. "Shut the blah up," said Tiana. "We have to go look for my Phu!"