I woke up to the sound of banging on my door. I squinted my eyes as I picked up my phone, examining the time. I closed my eyes, the bright light piercing through my soul.
7:45
Wtf
I slowly got out of bed, walking to the door to hear the consistent knocking.
I opened the door to see a smiley Kylie with a tray of coffee with a full face of makeup and hair and a half awake Sam with a sweatshirt and sweatpants, waving a bag of weed in the air.
I chuckled.
Typical Sammy.
They both let themselves in, I walked over to my couch, shoving my head deep into the cushions.
"Someone's tired" Kylie noted.
I pulled my head out of the couch with my eyes still shut "It's 745" I moaned, shoving my face back into the couch.
"That's what I said" Sammy groaned, laying on top of me.
"Sammy I can't breathe!" I mumbled through the couch cushions.
"Mm" Sammy groaned.
"SAMMY!" I screamed, squirming around.
He finally got up, causing me to spring up and run to the kitchen island.
"Couldn't- breathe-" I said in between breathes.
"Now that's one way to wake you up in the morning, here's another" Kylie handed me a cup of coffee, chucking.
"Anyone want one?" Sammy yawned, holding up the bag of weed.
"Nah" Kylie and I both replied in unison.
"Aye before you smoke in my house, do it outside" I snapped at Sammy.
"Why" he pouted, crossing his arms and sticking out his bottom lip.
"What are you? 5?" I scoffed, pushing him out the door to the balcony.
"Geez" Kylie laughed.
"Did you guys have to come at 7:45?" I asked, setting my head down on the island.
"Yes. I finally finished the list. I stayed up all night making it, I hope you like it" she squealed, pulling the list out of her purse.
"Sammy!" She called out.
"What?!" He replied to the glass door, lifting up his arms.
She motioned him to come.
He sighed and put out his blunt, walking back into the house.
"I'm showing her the list, you should see it to"
"She didn't show you the list earlier?" I questioned, laughing at how my best friend is.
"No she wanted to wait till you saw it to" he rolled his eyes.
I laughed and waited for Kylie to show me the piece of paper.
She slid it across the table, squealing.
Sammy hovered over me, reading it along with me. I tried to hold back to my chuckles as I felt his breathe on my neck.
List:
" 1, keep a diary of your best memories" I chuckled, looking up at Kylie.
" 2, get your stomach, tongue, and nose pierced" Sam read.
"3 get an entirely different haircut. Something you'd never pick."
"4 camp overnight at school" Sam and I read back and forth.
"5 look at yourself naked in the mirror, love every inch of your body"
"Wtf" Sam laughed.
"6 go buy a new vibrator, masturbate, have some serious alone time"
"WOAH" Sam shouted.
"7 go to one of those red solo cup, out of control parties"
"8 smoke weed"
"9 get chased by cops"
"10 Skinny dip"
"11 go clubbing nonstop all night"
"12 Make out with a complete stranger"
"13 Become a stripper for a day"
"Now that would be hot" Sam chuckled, causing Kylie to laugh in unison.
"14 binge watch Netflix with ur favorite people and your favorite food"
"15 Beach/boating day"
"16 give a guy a bj"
"17 get a tattoo"
"18 make out with ur best friend"
"Once again hot" Sammy stated.
" 19 lose your virginity"
"Last ones intense" Kylie took a deep breathe in.
"I can take it" I insisted.
"Okay" Kylie warned me, grabbing the paper and writing number 20 on it. She slid the paper back to me.
"Have a threesome" kylie spoke, as I read along with her words.
"Holy , I don't think Kelsey would to be honest" Sam nodded his head, looking around the room to see who else agrees.
"I'm down" I said calmly.
"Well let's start with the list then" Kylie winked at me.
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Threesome «s.w.»
Fanfiction"You've been ignoring me ever since" "ever since?" "ever since that fucking threesome" inspired by: gossip girls ♠️
