W: I was wondering
W: can you talk to robins?
D: if that's true what can you talk to
W: McDonalds
D: I guess that explains why you always say the fast food is calling you
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D: dude
D: you got beat up on live tv
D: that must suck
W: don't even talk to me
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W: remember that one time your cape got caught in the Batmobile door and someone was filming
D: shut up
D: at least I can recover gracefully
D: unlike some people who trip on their own feet
W: for someone who can break the sound barrier, I'm surprised I don't trip more
D: Uncle Barry never trips
W: I hate you
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W: are you okay?
W: I saw the news
W: didn't know you could deliver a baby
D: neither did I
D: I'm kind of busy being in shock
D: I've got a blanket and everything
W: gimme a minute and I'll be over
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D: they took my mustache
D: my beautiful beautiful mustache
D: they shaved it
D: at least I went down fighting
W: wisdom teeth huh
D: my teeth are wise?????? When did that happen, stranger
W: they're not wise anymore
D: I KNEW IT! Evil Doctor Benngee took all my smartie pants!
D: I'M SO DUMB
W: okay dude, what ever you say
W: Bruce is filming you right?
D: no he's just pointing a weird box at me
W: okay good
W: hey do you like someone
D: course I do!!! Zatanna's so pretty
D: pretty face
D: pretty eyes
D: pretty hair
D: pretty butt
W: okay that's enough for you
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W: the zombie apocalypse has started
W: which kind of cake mix should I pack for our survival bag?
D: funfetti obviously
W: copy that Agent D
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W: I'm going to die
W: oh em goodness
W: they're taking me to Tartarus
W: I give you my secret stashes of food
W: and my Kid Flash suit
D: where you going?
W: the dentist
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D: Bruce made me label stuff
D: all these things, like a filing cabinet
D: so I labeled the top 'top secret'
D: and the bottom 'bottom secret'
W: genius dude, I'm crying over here
W: sure Bruce was happy
D: oh he was
D: for like two seconds then he made me relabel everything
D: I just switched them
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Young Justice - One Moment
FanfictionYou know the team, Robin, Kaldur, Superboy, Kid Flash, Artemis and M'gann. But what don't you know about them. Discover scenes that no one has seen and secrets spilled. Through it all, they will grow together as a team and will get through anything...
