No Pain ( A Naruto Fanfic )

money and holes

In the picture that is amber and crystal look like except amber's outfit is baby blue wear the white is

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There we were sitting in front of the hokage me amber and Sumato but before I get into what he was about to say let me tell you how it all started.

Crystal's POV

*CRASH* I looked at the hole it the wall that I had created, I glared at my sisters why'd you move I said angrily "I wasnt just ganna let you hit me with it" she said crossing her arms. ""This is bad you ghys " my brother said  I sighed and looked at the massive hole in the gate,Thats when three jounin came running towards us but upon seeing that we were just kids relaxed a little. Shit "you three need to come with us a man with white" gravity defying hair. "Oh come on kakashi look at them their youthful blossoms no need no be so mean" a ghy with a green jump suit said. The other ghy just stoood there smoking Green jump suit guy bent down to our level, youthful blossoms can you come please with us to our hokage". The ghy with the white hair rolled his eyes "What why would I go with people I just met you could be trying to kill me or whatever men do with little girls these days my sister" said Sumato snickered I glared at him.

"If you dont come we'll have to use force" hair ghy

Try me I said in a taunting voice. Thats when the three shinobi ran at me

Ketsueki ningyo I said pointing at the three shinobi, theye froze dead in there tracks. Tisk tisk didn't your parents ever teach you any manners I asked. "What kind of jutsu is this" the one with the white hair asked. Wait a minute I know who you are your Jimmy the copy cat ninjai I said completely ignoring Jimmy's question Amber sighed "your so dumb it not jimmy its kakashi" she said crossing her arms right right kakashit I said turning back to the four frozen figures.

"Crystal I think we should just go with them if we fight them well be in serious troble you ghys are strong but I dount you can take on a hole village of jounin" Sumatom said I sighed your right I looked back at the three men. Look we're going to come with you but you have to promise not to attack us I said "ok" kakashit agreed. Release I said making them fall over Sumato snickered for the third time today.

And now here we are standing in the hokage's office. The hokage smiled at us "tell me what you children were doing destroy the gates" he asked. Well we were traveling in the forest when my brother asked who was stronger so me and my sister started fighting not realizing the we were close to you village I was about to finish my sister off with a new justu we lear- "as if my sister" said cutting in I glared at her then continued continued like I was saying a new justu our we learned but she moved out of the way and I accidentally hit the wall with it I said recaping. The hokage nodded "were are your parents kid of your age shouldn't be traveling in the woods alone" he said In a concerned tone. They are dead I said the everyone looked at us with pitty. Me and Amber glared at them, we dont want your pitty! I spat if we wanted you to feel bad for us we would of cried I said angrily. "If you want to pitty some one pitty the idiots you call jounin" they were over powered by my sister by her self" amber said smirking. The hokage looked at the jonis in the room questioningly ummm well kakashit said scratching the back of his head awkwardly the hokage just looked at us shocked.

The hokage cleared his throat "well since you put a hole in the wall there are two options I could sent you to jail for vandalism or you could join the academy and become ninjas to pay off the damages". I looked at amber she nodded I mean the choice was obvious. Ja-"academy" Sumato interrupted. We glared at Sumato the hokage smiled then Sumato wispered "better watch them or they will try to escape so keep a person in charge of watching them at the academy a student who could warn you if they try to escape" the hokage nodded. Thanks to our amplified hearing we could hear every word he was saying I glared at Sumato he smile in return. Your apartment will be payed for he said. Amber and I nodded in return

"Kakashi take these two girl to the academy the little boy will be staying with me until I can get them an apartment" Kakashi nodded "WHAT"!?!?! Sumato yelled I dont want to leave Crystal and Amber I rolled my eyes look im ganna die someday and when I do you cant be morning over me forever, "think of it as survival training if you can last with out us for the rest of the day well take you out for dango my sister" said. A huge smile spread across Sumato's face "ok" he said happily the hokage chuckled at his action.

Ready to go Kakashit said me and Amber nodded.

10 minutes later

Here we are he said we were in side the academy standing in front off the classroom doors I nodded the he poffed away. I sighed here we go

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Me: Woooooo hoooooo thats chapter one done hey that (how do you spell rimed) souned alike

Crystal: I cant believe you made us go to an academy with a bunch of annoying snot nosed brats

Amber: This author fuckin sucks

Crystal: I got a idea we'll kill them all

Amber: I like the sound of that

Me: No you cant do that then naruto cant be the very best like no one ever was errr I mean hokage

Amber: end the fucking chapter already the fans that you dont have dont want to hear you talked about pokemon

Me: Two words pokemon equals life

Amber: thats three words

Me: DON'T SAY GOODBYE de ne na ne na nen nen nen nen nen nen nen nen nen ne nen nen naw NAW

Amber and Crystal: Thats FUCKIN FAIRY TAIL THIS IS NARUTO

Me: well I dont own naruto or fairy tail so bye :)

Crystal: yeh cuz if you did both shows would be shit

Me: T.T so mean

Amber and Crystal: I hate humans