doubts and denials (zylie au)

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zxcvbelluh : zayn man!!!!!

zxcvbelluh : I HAVE A G O O D N E W S

zxcvbelluh : ZAYN ISTG IF U DIDN'T REPLY I WON'T TELL U WHAT IT IS

malikissez : ugh i'm here bella

malikissez : calm yo tits tell me what it is

zxcvbelluh : first off, my tits are calm but jdoedksjkv i'm GIDDY!!!!

zxcvbelluh : ok if kylie asks you if you're zayn, say yes, okay???? SAY YES

malikissez : why tf

zxcvbelluh : secret omgdosdkvoskg

malikissez : istg bella WHY

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malikissez : knock knock

kyliesekrets : um who's there??

malikissez : HARRY

kyliesekrets : harry who?

malikissez : if harry styles have a hair cut for his hairstyle, what style of hairstyle does harry styles have?

kyliesekrets : um wtf

kyliesekrets : no offense buT THAT WAS THE CORNIEST JOKE I'VE EVER SEEN/HEARD 😂

malikissez : ugh why:(

malikissez : i'm so good at jokes :(

kyliesekrets : no u r not 😂👅

malikissez : it wasn't me who sENT IT!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS HARRY, MY FRIEND TF

kyliesekrets : oh yeah? hello 😂

malikissez : it wasnt me 😡😡😡😡😡 my jokes are AWESOME LIKE ME I'M NOT CORNY, ITS HARRY

kyliesekrets : if that's true, tell me a joke

malikissez : challenge huh?

kyliesekrets : mhm, just tell me a joke

malikissez : okay, but i'm warning you bc if i joked you'll die, bc u will laugh so hard bc my joke is so funny!!

kyliesekrets : prove it 👅

malikissez : i am zayn malik

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