The House Of Creep

DAY FIVE

Another day for misfortune and her devious ways to amuse herself by troubling the creepypastas and she sees fit to wreck the new households welcoming comity

Misfortune: *climbs into the lounge through a window with a video camera* now let's start the action *smirks and looks into the camera focused on Ben and Jeff holding each other passed out with Jeff kissing Ben* oh god Jeffrey are you that desperate.

Jeff: *through his sleep and kisses* oh serenity your such a great kisser *slowly slides his hands into bens pants*

Misfortune: *chuckles* this is perfect

Jeff: *opens eyes* HUH!? *pulls hand out and pushes away from Ben*

Misfortune: *laughs* my fuck Jeff I didn't know you were into balls, is that why your always so pissed at me? *smirks* cuz I got more then you

Jeff: you! *growls* Your that fucking bitch from the other night.*glares* the one who humiliated me

Misfortune: yes that was me and I was on my way to do it again but this time *chuckles* you beat me to it, it'll be a real shame if
the others were to see this

Jeff: FUCK YOU!* grabs a knife from coffee table*

Misfortune: *steps back* Fucking great waffles you don't have to keep a knife everywhere you go you know

Toby: *somewhere on his own* somebody just said waffle *narrows eyes* t-those a-a-are m-my waffles

Jeff: well you know what they say *smiles even wider* when its late at night everybody must GO TO SLEEP! *rushes misfortune*

Misfortune: *dodges and steps back* I though your a serial killer not genital feeler

Jeff: your going to regret that you lousy piece of...

Misfortune: *in a sassy stance* look Mister"I enjoy my ass getting raped by offenderman" I'd love to stay and watch your fifty shades of gay but I really need to go *turns and guns the window

Jeff: *growls and grinds teeth, snaps to Ben* HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL ASLEEP!?

Misfortune: *grins*oh come on captain dick licker are you really going to let a GIRL beat you

Jeff: FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU AND MOST IMPORTANTLY FUCK YOU! You fucking stupid piece of bullshiting god damn fat cow crap bitch! *throws knife at misfortune*

Misfortune: *dodges knife*your throw is like a baby girls!. Jeffrey come on just tell me do you enjoy green tea *laughs*

Jeff: *growls* Your dead! *jumps window*

Misfortune: oh shit! *turns and bolts for woods*

Jeff: oh a game of cat and mouse before you die I see*laughs insanely*

Misfortune: *runs deeper into woods* phew I think I lost him *stands next to tree catching breath*

Serenity: *sits silently above misfortune on branch*

Misfortune: *mumbles to self* I need to find a weapon if I want to beat perky smile dork in his own game. . . the question is what and where to find it

Serenity: *branch breaks and falls down nearly hitting misfortune*

Misfortune: *shrieks and jumps back* Holy fucking waffles with peanut piss on them.

Toby: *somewhere on his own again* Ag-again s-s-somebody j-just said w-waffles *yells* stay away from my waffles!!

Serenity: *stands quickly* i-i'm so so so sorry

Misfortune: *calms down* its okay you just gave me a fright

Serenity: I'm terribly sorry *lowers head in shame*

Misfortune: like I said don't stress but I never seen you before so what's your deal*leans against tree*

Serenity: the names serenity *looks up gently* I'm here with my father what about you

Misfortune: they call me misfortune around here but*looks confused* who's your father

Serenity: my father is slenderman *smiles while rubbing neck*

Misfortune:*shocked* WHAT!? But slender doesn't have a...

Serenity: why does everyone assume because he doesn't have a face that I won't have one *crosses arms* my mother had a face

Misfortune: *nods slowly* alright . . . well do you want to have some fun *smirks*

Serenity: sure, depending on what kind of fun though

Misfortune: *smirks wider* we're gonna go pay a visit to a crazed waffle lover

Toby: *still where ever alone* Stay. Away from. My FUCKING WAFFLES!!! *runs towards the house*

Serenity: *shrugs* sure why not

Misfortune: *walks off* alright come on then