It was a perfectly rare sunny day in the town of Darkcut but just as everything seemed to be perfect for the Bloodrust household things quickly escalated into a strange and awkward day for Jeff the killer in his own back yard
Sally: Jeff? where are you? ohhh Jeeefff!
Smiledog: *barks and runs out the back door to the pool*
Jeff: oh hello my beautiful little puppy. *gives bellyrub*
Sally: *giggle* Jeff are you all softy for a doggy now?
Jeff: *jumps at fright* shut up you didn't hear or see anything.
Sally: I'm hungwy gime food. *glares at Jeff*
Jeff: are you old enough to make your own?
Sally: Nope. *swings her body in a happy way*
Jeff: I'll make food once EJ is up okay.
Sally: I though he only eats kidneys?
Jeff: for fuck sakes. come on sally, really? its a Saturday!
Sally: I don't care. . . I'm hungry !
Jeff: then go make cereal or something but I'm not doing anything today.
EJ: *Walks up from behind sally* Jeff that's unkind of you
Jeff: Why don't you feed her? *starts putting sun lotion on*
EJ: Jeff you know . . .
Jeff: shut up i don't care I at least want to try
EJ: come little sally I'll make you breakfast *walks sally to the kitchen
Jeff: finally there gone *reclines on a pool chair*
[20 minutes pass]
*THUD*
Jeff: * jumps up scanning* what the fuck was that
Clockwork: oh. . .hey Jeff
Jeff: *confused* your boyfriend is at his house not here
Clockwork: I know I'm actually here to talk to you Jeff
Jeff: about what *sits upright*
Clockwork: *sits next to Jeff* well see Jeff *lowers head*
Jeff: is something wrong cloakwork did you make the wrong person *says in his killer voice* GO TO SLEEP?
Clockwork: No Jeff I don't like Toby anymore
Jeff: why what happened?
Clockwork: *turns to Jeff and kisses him softly* I met you
Jeff*shocked* uhhhmm well
*THUD!*
Jeff: fuck it people really I have a door for a reason you know
Jane: ugh. . . cloakwork please do explain why your here
Jeff: she said she wanted to talk
Jane: shut up smiley *glares at Jeff*
Clockwork: look Jane what happened last night. . . I don't know how it happened but it did
Jeff: wait what happened
Clockwork: Nothing happened
Jane: don't lie to him like you lied to me
Jeff: I am confused
Jane: we had some chemistry you retard
Jeff: still lost
Clockwork: look Jane I like Jeff I'm sorry okay it just isn't who I am
Jane: you shouldn't have said that so load
*THUD*
Jeff: jesu. . .
Toby: s-so is th-that how it i-is An-angel?
Clockwork: no Toby you don't understand
Toby: *grabs one hatchet* the-then m-make me un-understand
Clockwork: something happened last night
Jane: yea something like this *grabs clockwork and Frenches her*
Jeff: what the fuck *grabs his mouth before puking*
Toby: go-good bye clockwork *walks out the front door*
Jeff: *runs after Toby* yo Toby wait up man
Toby: wh-what d-do you w-want Jef-jeffrey
Jeff: what are you gona do about this
Toby: oh i-i'm not do-doing anyth-thing
Jeff: *looks worried* is HE coming
Toby: HE is already here Jeff
Slender: *talks telepathically to Toby* Child what bothers
Toby: *looks up at Clockwork and Jane*
Slender: I see my child . . . do not worry *teleports to the back yard*
Clockwork&Jane: what the fuck slender
Slender: *sends tendrils and wraps around Clockwork and Jane* you have upset a proxy now suffer *teleports away with Jane&Clockwork*
Jeff: what the fuck just happened *scratches back of Hus head*
Toby: the ab-ability o-of being a p-proxy
Jeff: ookay well I feel for you buddy but I gota do something so if you'll excuse me
Toby: y-you could ju-just ask m-me to lea-ve
Jeff: okay then *yells*get your fucking fat proxy ass out of my god damn house! How's that
Toby: f-fair en-enough *walks out to slender's place*
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The House Of Creep
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