Wade and Matt: Helpful but Unintelligent

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Oh god the cliffhanger last time ahaha anyways have fun find hidden Easter eggs all that

Mark's POV.

The dawn of Corona fell onto the Kingdom as I climbed up the Castle walls with my arrows. Wade and Matt followed behind me, and I made it to the main floor roof just in time for the guards to see nothing of us. Man, we had fooled them so many times you'd think they would find a way to guard us.

Wade and Matt breathed heavily and I smiled, fixing my hair. I had recently dyed it bright red with berries, leaving the sides black.

I looked around at the view before us. All of Corona, lit up with lights, the waters shimmering in the light, forests dark and shaded, it was so beautiful.

"I could get used to this." I said, grinning.

"Fischbach! C'mon, we don't have all day!!" Matt said.

I looked around a little longer. "Yup, I'm used to it. Guys, I want a castle." I said happily.

"We get this job done, you can have a castle." Wade said, sick of my shit. Every time we stole something big, this happened. He said I could have what I wanted when we were done, but I almost never did. I shrugged it off, knowing today's stunt would be the biggest one yet.

We made it to the glass sunroof, and looking down was a perfect view of the Lost Prince's crown. Sitting on a pillow, guarded by at least six of the King's Bitches. We were able to pry it open and set it against the tower, and I was lowered down on a rope. I didn't make a sound, as I was lowered just enough to grab the crown. A little more, a little more, the rope dug into my stomach as my fingertips reached the crown. I grasped it and held it to my chest.

One of the Guards sneezed. And since I was a troublemaker, I decided to make this a little more interesting.

"Gesundheit!" I said to the Guard who sneezed. He said thank you and then turned abruptly, only to see me being hoisted back onto the roof.

"Intruder! Surround the Mainland! It's Mark Fischbach!" I heard him call out. My name was common around town, to say the least. Plastered on every corner for stealing would really get you popularity points in this Kingdom. Wade and Matt weren't too far behind, but my name was definitely the main focus.

We dashed off the roof, jumping over pedestrians, dodging stands and carts, running into the forest. We'd done this to the point where our feet knew the path well enough for us to do it blindfolded. A laugh escaped me as I swung my satchel around my shoulder, the crown attached to it. Wade and Matt were right behind me as we crossed over the bridge. One of the Guards was on his horse, Maxxias, who did not like me, to say the least. White and tough, he hated me since the second we had all dumped water on him. He still hated Wade and Matt too.

So it didn't surprise me when Maxxias abandoned his Guard to come and get me for himself. A keen eye and as clever as I was, he could sniff me out in a second.

The chase was on! I ran through the forest at top speed, hearing Maxxias behind us and the Guards not too far behind. Wade, Matt and I darted in between trees, hopped over logs and rocks and trampled through plants right until the edge of the Kingdom limits. We didn't know what was beyond here, as we had always been able to climb a tree or something before having to run beyond the limits. This was unclaimed land, anything could be here!

We ran downhill until we found ourselves boxed in. I backed away, fearing for my life. I couldn't be captured again, I'd be hanged! Then again, we all would be. I was an easy hang though. Wade and Matt were tough and scary, I was just tough. So it took me 0.3 seconds to think of what to do.

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