Unpredictable

Guess whos fockin back

I walked slowly over to Michelle's car, for some reason the air slightly smelt of onions... but I ignored it, I hoped in his car, then looked over at MIVHAESL he had a weird smile I didn't really know why but I also ignored that "IM IN ME MUMS CAR BROOM BrOOM" he yodelled in a Scottish accent, I laughed awkwardly. As the car started my shoulders tensed I felt extremely uncomfortable, it was silent.. I was looking out the window when suddenly we stopped at the end of a road, i kelt looking out the window... Scared to move, I could see a green tinge in the reflection of the window, I stayed still, "Michael? Why did we top?" I could hear him breathing heavily " it's okay Fiona, just picking up me old mate donkey" who's Fiona? I thought to myself, he's always had weird names for me so I just shrugged it off, he still had a silly Scottish accent. Suddenly everything was pitch black I tried to scream but nothing came out, a massive green sweaty hand came around from behind me and grabbed my mouth I got such a fright I nearly shat noodles, one of this big green fingers slid into my mouth his sweat tasted of onions, I was trying to get out of his strong hold but failing. He was breathing heavily and slowly down my neck, it relaxed me because it still sounded like my dear Micky mouse, "repeat after me, I love you daddy shrek" his voice was so different, it was the same Scottish accent Michael was speaking in,but much stronger, i trembled with fear as he slid his finger out my onion tasting mouth "I... I llove you daddy shrek" he moaned loudly in his deep grunty voice, I could feel is ogre dick getting hard as it was pressed up against my back, then ever so quietly I could hear galloping, in the near distance, it got closer and closer, I feared to what it was, then out of the darkness was allie, riding donkey she was yodelling like she had never yodelled before, I screamed out to her "ALLIE!!" I kicked my feet trying to get out of his hold, she got closer and closer and his grip got stronger and stronger, he was moaning louder and louder as he rubbed up against me, suddenly he pulled away from me, he was pulling is pants down, I trembled of fear, allie and donkey where no where to be seen, a tear rolled down my cheek, suddenly shrek yelled I covered my ears as it was so loud it nearly made me deaf, I turned around to see shrek lying on the floor with his dick removed from his body "I CUT OFF THAT OGRE DICK" allie screamed I cried with happiness and grappled allie for a massive hug.
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Three years later

"And that's how I meet your father" I smiled, I looked over to shrek his green skin made me tingle, " it was a rough start but it made me realise that I loved him more than anything, I looked over to my green ogre kids, they where so fucking ugly... But I loved them, and my little family, and that OGRE DICK.

THE END
um so I hope u liked this sneaky last chapter i made this when I was 12 it was pure and I was so smol and innocent and now look at me writing shrek porn okay bye forever.