Damn cats

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Every mother fucking time I go to do something my cat Minnie has to right there. In the way. Like while I'm writing this she is stepping in front of my phone trying to make me pet her.

Now her brother Tux does the same thing. Little shit tripped me again this morning. (Not to mention he always hides my shoes.)

Their mother Midnight however bothers me when ever I step foot in the kitchen. I can literally be doing the dishes and she will meow until I finally show her that there is no food. Then she'll give me the stank face and yeowl in anger. Which of course brings all my other pets to attention and they all crowd around me until they get a treat.

Damn my pain in the butt cats....but I love them so I put up with them.

(The picture is from a few months ago and it is of Tux.)

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