*SPOILER ALERT! IF YOU HAVENT SEEN PET CEMETERY THEN DON'T READ THIS ONE*
Me: (in the lair on the couch)
*Stealing Donnie's WI-FI*
Mikey: *skateboards in*
Yo dudette! What ya up to? *Sits next to me and peers over my shoulder*
Me: Nothing much, just stealing Donnie's WI-FI.
Donnie:(from the lab)
It's not stealing if I give you the password!
Mikey/Me:*shrug*
Leo:*walks in with Raph*
Oh hey Samantha! Didn't know you were here.
Raph:Yo Sarcasm Buddy
*fist bumps me*
Me: Hey. So where were you guys? When I got here Donnie was the only one of you here. And he was busy in the lab so I didn't bother him.
Donnie:*walks out of the lab*
Yes you did. You came in and spilled one of my canisters over.
Me: Again sorry...
Donnie:*sits on the other side of me* It's ok. It was an accident.
Leo:*sits next to Donnie*
Raph:There's no where for me to sit! *Frowns*
Me: *gets up*
I'll sit on the floor, you can have my spot.
Raph: No your a girl. I can't make a girl sit on the floor.
Mikey: Maybe we can all just squish together. You know like a human-turtle sandwich.
Donnie: But we might crush her.
Leo: I know! Where's the beanbag chair?
Raph: It was in the closet last time I checked. I'll go get it.
*Goes to get it*
All except Raph: Ok.
Me:*Sits back down*
-A few minutes later-
Raph:*walks in with beanbag*
I found it! * places it between my and Mikey's legs and sits on it*
Leo: Now that that's settled, what movie are we watching?
Raph: Shanghai Noon?
Mikey: The Little Mermaid?
Donnie: The Nutty Professor?
Me: Annabelle?
Leo:So I guess we're undecided...
Me: Well I've seen all those movies so I don't care which one we watch.
Leo: We could always watch Space Heroes.
All but Leo: Oh God no!
Me: I have an idea! Let's watch Pet Cemetery!
Mikey: Pet what?!
Donnie: I've heard of that movie.
Raph: It's a Steven King movie right?
Me: Yep and it's one of my favorites!
Leo: So do we wanna try it?
All: *nods*
Leo: Alright then Donnie power up the Netflix!
Donnie:*powers it on*
Me: How did you guys get Netflix again?
Mikey: Donnie hacked it so that we can get unlimited free Netflix.
Me: Donnie you little thief.
Donnie:*blushes* Um well they give out free Netflix all the time anyway, I just figured I'd use what others don't.....you know the left overs. So it's not really stealing.
Me: If you say so pal.
Raph: So what exactly happens in this movie?
Me/the other turtles: NO SPOILERS!
Later on into the movie at the part just before Gage gets run over-
"'GET THE BABY! GET THE BABY!"'
Me: Dumb bitch! I mean who Just stands there yelling while their child runs toward the road?! They should have been watching him! I mean how stupid can you get?!
The turtles: shhhh!
Later on at the part where the dad has to kill his son after he came back to life-
Me: *starts to cry a little*
Guys I can't watch this part!
On the screen little Gage cries as the needle goes into his neck.
Me: His face kills me everytime!
*sniffles*
Donnie:*pauses the movie*
It's ok it's all fake. That kid didn't really get hurt.
Me: No shit Sherlock that's why it's called a movie. Its still sad!
Mikey:*also sniffling*
It's so sad!
Raph: Are we gonna finish this Or...
Me: Fine.
-After the movie-
Leo: That was a good movie but the dad was a complete idiot.
Raph: Took the words right out of my mouth.
Mikey: Yeah, I mean he was not only warned but after he brought the cat back and the cat was mean he should have understood that place was bad juju!
Donnie: Only an idiot would have pushed aside the warning.
Then he saw what the place did and he STILL buried his son there!
Me: Yeah but he got his in the end. Dumbass brought his wife back and she killed him. He should've known better!
He was doing it out of grief, but still it proved to be deadly.
Mikey: I'm depressed now....LETS PLAY MARIO CART!
All: YES!
(This really had no point to it but I was bored so...)
