As I walked in the room where the hammer came from I saw the minotaur that Smith was telling me about, and let's just say she was tall and she sure has some assets to her. Anyway I'm getting of track she looked at me then at Smith then she stated "Your late" I replied with "Yeah that would be my fault, I got distracted by pancakes"
"Miles meet Diane, Diane meet Miles, he'll be your host family" Smith introduces us "Diane remember what we talked about and Miles don't go over bored with your antics"
"Bleh" I stick my tounge out at her "I grow out of my pampers long ago I'll have you know" She just give me a look and then walks out the door. "Treating me like a kid, I traveled the world, what she do?"
"So you must be Miles, right?" She look over in my direction "I heard a lot about you from Smith"
"That's-a me!" I say turning around "So Miss Diane, you'll be
Living with me for a while I assume?"
"I guess I will be, and please Diane is fine don't need to add the misses part" she tells me "Oh and may I ask why did it take so long to get here?"
"Oh yeah that was because we visited the people across the street and I kinda ate all their food so I had to go get more then I made them more food and we ate and kinda lost track of time" I explain rubbing my neck
"Umm, how are you not fat? Do you eat like that all the time?" She looks at me funny
"Oh well, yes I do eat like that a lot and I'm not fat because I have high metabolism i guess?" I look around "ive always ration a lot and never really gained anything, oh and may I ask why your last host family didn't like you?"
She glares at me "they said I was to hostile, mean, and a freak even by monster standers"
I chuckle a little at that, and she looks ready to kill me " I'm laughing because of the freak part, your not a freak, I've seen people who are nastier then you, especially at restaurant"
She blushes a little at this but hides it by throwing her second large hammer at me, wait second?!? When it hits my head I'm sending flying down the hall again. She quickly real raliases what she did and goes to cheek on me
"I see little rainbows and butterfly's" I say while bleeding from my head
"Oh my god, are you ok? I didn't mean to do that a second time, it was a accident I swear!" She said kneeling down next to me
"Holy shit that was fun! But god damn that hurts worse then burning your self on a hot ass stove!" I say as I sit up
