The next day
Dingus: Hello?
Shawn: You really want to talk to me again?
Dingus: well of course! Why not?
Shawn: You didn't seem very interested in me lol
Dingus: well I am babe ;)
Shawn: for fucks sake! Would you stop calling me babe?!
Dingus: no need for foul language babe ;) ;)
Shawn: oh so now 2 winks are better than one?
Dingus: that just means I winked at you twice ;) ;) ;)
Shawn: k bye.
Dingus: what?! Where're you going?
Shawn: to find someone who wants to date me, babe ;)
Dingus: oh I see we're a little sassy here huh?
Shawn: nah I just know how to talk to people and not use babe ;) in every sentence
Shawn: also ya. I'm a very spicy meme
Dingus: very spicy indeed ;)
Shawn: ffs. Can I know your name?
Dingus: my name is dingus!
Shawn: I mean it
Dingus: that's rude. My name is just as good as yours is "SHAWN"
Dingus: I actually have a friend named shawn. Its just spelled different.
Shawn: cute. You wanna tell me about the rest of your life while you're at it?
Dingus: hey! It was a very interesting fact!
Shawn: OK subject change! What do you do as your job?
Dingus: I'm a waiter... But I could've been an engineer!!!
Shawn: haha
Dingus: shut up. What's your job?
Shawn: I'm a whale biologist
Dingus: really?
Shawn: um ya? Why would I lie?
Dingus: so let me get this straight! You're a jacksepticeye loving whale biologist who hates waiters and the word babe?
Shawn: sure.
Dingus: speaking of jacksepticeye! Don't you think he's kinda annoying and shit
Shawn: no. He's hot and super smart and an amazing person so shut up.
Dingus: beep beep!! Super crazy fan here!!!
Shawn: shut up!
Dingus: look, babe. As much as I'd LOVE to stay and chat more about your addiction to that Irish shit I have to go ;)
Shawn: OK fuck you.
Dingus: not yet ;)
Shawn: what?!
Dingus: NOTHING BYE ;)
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It was me all along • septiplier
FanfictionYou may think you know who you're talking to online, but you never know for sure.
