Dingus: hello friend!!
Shawn: friend?
Dingus: would you rather me call you babe ;)
Shawn: nah it's just sad cus you friend zoned me :(
Dingus: oh I'm sorry babe ;( I love you.
Shawn: that's a little to much 😂 we're not even dating yet?
Dingus: yet?
Shawn: ;)
Dingus: we could change that *says in deep, suductive voice*
Shawn: oh I'm so hard right now
Dingus: would you like to go on a virtual date with me Shawn?
Shawn: I mean, seeing the app has a "date" button we might as well use it ;)
Dingus: actually... not yet. I want to get to know you better before judging by your face. Which btw I'm POSITIVE is fuckin hot
Shawn: I mean I'm fine with that but not as hot as yours Mr. model
Dingus: we'll see about that ;)
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It was me all along • septiplier
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