Voice: You should sleep and take a rest....
Me: turns around Oh, Kookie hyung you sleep ahead. I need to study.
Another voice: If you call this (fangirling at Bts and other 10372883 kpop BOY group's pics) studying, then stop.
Me: turns around and saw Rapmon laying on my bed facing me. I recommend to stay 1974732901838 feet away from there immediately before you-
Bed broke down
Me: ready to call Satansoo
Jin: Calming me down and told Jhope to call Jisoo Christ
Me: You're lucky that I'm not killing you myself. I'm sick.
Tae: starts dancing to 'Dope'
All: -__- Dafauq Taehyung?
Tae: You said 'sick' right?? :D ?? It's the same with 'dope'!!
Me: I did but I didn't ask you to dance to it.
Joshua: Pops out of nowhere Did someone call me?
Jin: Its okay now Joshua, you can go now.
Joshua to me: I hope you fell better. May Christ be with you.
Me: I'm not Christian dude... -___-
Joshua: But you-
Me: points at door thank you for coming and leave before I really call Satansoo.
Joshua: Disappeared into thin air
D.O: Did someone call me?
Me: I did.
All heads turned to me
RM: When?? O0O
Me: Magic~ Kyungsoo hyung, can you take Namjoon hyung's life for killing my husband?
All: Husband?
Me: My bed is my husband. My neck pillow and phone are my children and the tv is my best friend.
All: oh.
D.O: Gladly... creepily smiles at RM who is freaking out.
RM: Please Rachel!!!! Just this once!!! T^T I'll buy back your bed!!
Me: No need. I have Suho hyung.
Suho: Pops out of nowhere Someone call me?
Me: I did. Suho can you buy me a new bed?? does ageyo Pwease???
Suho: creeped out S-sure... Just...... stop doing that. You look weird.
In the background: D.O dragged RM to hell
Me: stops doing ageyo//stared at Suho Roooooodddddd
Suho: hands me his black card You were saying something.
Me: Took the black card Noooooootttttt roooooodddddd Gomawo hyung.
All: Why you call us hyung?
Me: Cause' oppa is just too girly.....
Tae,Sehun: I guess that I should give up on called oppa-
Me: ......Except for Tae and Sehun..... oppa in mind: OMFG OMG!!! !I SAID OPPA!!! FHADJAXDSDSIK
Sadly, in real life...
Me: writing this stupid, nonsense fanfic for my readers and after typing, crying face down on my husband, I mean, bed. Ended up having a crying Suho's face. And that is the end of my stupid and nonsense fanfic. Hope chu like it!!! ^°^
closes phone but remembers to do something first// saw Taehyung's pic (as my wallpaper)// cries again
Me: TAE OPPA!!!!!! SEHUN OPPA!!!! AND ALL MY HUSBAND OPPAS!!!!!!! sorry bed WHY DONT YOU BE WITH ME NOW!?!?!?! #sadlifeu
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End. O•O!!
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My life with Kim Taehyung
Fanfic(EDITING SO THAT I CAN REMOVE SHITS THAT DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE)
