If i ever saw my celebrity crush in real life i wouldn't approace them. Instead i would pay a homeless man 20 bucks to punch me infront of them. Becasue based on all the fanfics i read, they would rush to my aid and then invite me to their apartment to get an ice pack and than i say something cute and witty that makes them want to kiss me and then we will fall in love and get married.
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Directioners Only:Part 2
RandomThis Book Is Filled With Funny Jokes Related To One Direction.Includes,Jokes,Poems,Quotes,Fangirl & Directioner Problems And MUCH MORE! (This Is Part 2) [Credit: Pinterest, Tumblr, & Google?]
