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Daughter/Son: Hey mom, i really like this ban-

Me: OH MY GOD.WHEN DOES THEIR TOUR START? DO YOU WANT SOME BAND MERCH? WHEN ARE THEY SOMING HERE? DO YOU WANT SOME TICKETS TO GO SEE THEM? DO YOU WANT VIP TICKETS? DO YOU WANT TO SNEAK BACKSTAGE WITH ME TO MEET THEM? DO YOU WANT ME TO FANGIRL WITH YOU? YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU GET TO THE BARRICADE? YOU WANT TO GET MATCHING SHIRTS?

Daughter/Son: I was just gonna say i like this banana

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Hey :)

Guess what. Im actually updating my other joke book. For all of those who dont know...i have a normal joke book with normal jokes..??....Lol. SO yea. Check it out? Im trying to update that daily as well :)

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