Chapter one : Morning Rush
Morning .That awful time of the day . Why do people even say " Good Morning !". No, it's not a good morning. Why is everybody around me so ... so...so... happy ? I guess that is better than being grumpy. In reality, I am a very happy person. Everyone knows me and I know everyone. But really. Come on! Who can be happy in the morning?! I have no idea how they can do it. Well I guess I should start my day of right with a balance breakfast called "McDonlds". For God's sake I am a 20 year old I can't do crap. Why does the check comes at the end of the week? I work at this God damn office for like 11 damn hours and all they give me is $8 an hour ! Who the hell can live with this ?! Is this why I live in this God damn small apartment ? AHHHHH CRAPP! I'M GOING TO BE LATE FOR WORK ! I HATE MONDAYS !
That up there is usally what happens every single morning. I found out that screaming about every thing you hate can put down stress. Yep! Nothing is going to get me down. Except this traffic. I wonder if I look okay. I pull down the mirror from my car and see that my hair is a mess. It looks like a freakn peach rotten or some crazy crap like that. My eyes blue with bangs under it. Just wonderful.Wonderful. And guess what. I don't have any time to put on makeup . Cuz ain't nobody got time for that ! And after the horrid wait for the traffic, I fiinally got to work. Oh America ! I swear, this place drives me crazy. I should get a higher paying ya greedy boss ! Oh look! It's were I the lovely Ms. Frost was going to work ! NOOOOOOOO! I DON'T WANNA ! YOU SHALL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE !
"Um... Good Morning Ms..." said a man that I could care less about.
" Ms.frost but my first name is Ayako. Call me whatever you like."
"Is not that a japaness name ?"
"Oh my God ! WE GOT A WINNER! DING DING DING ! "
"Um what are you-"
"THE HELL YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU ?A COOKIE?"
"Um no but I was asking if you c-"
"If I can what ?"
" if you can speak japaness.." He said it with such a low volume voice that I can't hear the hell he is saying.
"Yes I can speak japaness why ?"
"Because you don't look japaness..."
OH HELLLLLLLL NO!
"ARE YOU RACIST ?!"
"No,no, no I am n-"
" BECAUSE IF YOU ARE AM GOING TO -"
"Your going to what Ms. Frost ?"
CRAP ! IT'S MY BOSS! Please let him think that I was just welcoming our new comer to our company... please Lord help me this time and I promise to never cheat on a driver's test again!
" I am going to welcome the new comer but it has seem to be that he already has made some friends of his own ." I said witha smile that was fake.
"Hmm... okay then carry on. But remember that your shift as my aid will begin at 9:30 am."
"But sir, it is 7:30" . I said while twiching my eyes .
" Oh well my mistake . See you later Ms. Frost." He looks at me so happily but I swear that I would had slaped him real hard if he was my not my stupid boss! The man that I was 'talking' earlier was smileing as if he has won.
" Listen ," I said to him while grabbing is tie and pulling on it . He gulped.
"ANATA WA OROKADEARI, ANATA WA HITO SHUSABETSU SHUGI-SHA NO INOCHI O MOTTEINAI!"
"What?"
"NOTHING!"
Freakin anoying man . Hell ! There is a speacial place in hell for that bastard I freakin swear. Damn what a morning.I guess I will go get coffee or tea if I want to feel profesional today. So todays morning was a rush I tell you. Maybe I should just go to my car and drive home to sleep for an hour because i swear that I am sleepy as hell and ain't nobody got time to work. And as I come back from starbucks with a cup of " I don't know what the hell I got because the boy at the cashier was beautiful" coffee ,I went stright to my car. When I reach there I had to look for my car keys. Why can't anything be easy in life ! As I finally found the metal that can take me home free to my bed ! To my soft , sweet, warm bed that feels like clouds from heaven ! Because heaven is a nice place right ? Oh who gives a damn ! Am going to sleep, am going to sleeeeeep! YES I AM ! YEA! YES! SI! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
"HAHAHAH-"
"Um Ms.?"
"HA- what ?" I ask mad because who dares disrupt my drive to paradise !
" Um.. I have very sudden news Ms. -"
"FROST ! HOW HARD IS IT TO REMEMBER IF WE LIVE IN GOD DAMN NEW YORK !!!!!!!!!"
"Oh... um.. very sorry.. madam.. Frost" says the guy very apolgetic
"Well anyways, the hell you wanted?"
"The boss says that he would like you to come inside and help him with the papers."
"What time is it?" I said while my eye twiches for the secound time today.
" It's 8:00 am madam"
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello ! I just wanted to make a very stupid story and I have succesfully done it ! I hope you guys like this story about Ayako Frost and there will be more of her soon ! - Yunikon
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