Loki sits on the back of a sleeping teen going through her phone. She seems deep asleep, but she's not.
She wakes up and suddenly turns over.
-CRASH-
Loki hits the floor.
"Why in Asgard would you do that?!" She shouts at him.
"Because you kept on glaring at me, then typing and then glaring again, and because I am in Midgard, with creepy humans." He says, superiously.
"Ok, fine, but why were you sitting on my back?" She says almost growling.
"Someone told me I should try using a body pillow, I must say, that you are uncomfortable to sit on." He says 'innocently'.
"You see this!" She grabs up a long pillow from the head of her bed, "this is a body pillow, now go to sleep!"
She throws it at Loki (who's in the floor) and turns over to go to sleep.
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Funny things that will never happen: norse mythology
HumorA list of funny things that will never happen that have to do with Norse mythology.
