Thor sits in a Winged chair.
Loki walks past and Thor trips him
He reacts by throwing all his weight onto Thor
"STAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHP!"
Both stop and look at the screaming, crying teenage girl.
"Poor Mortal, don't worry for us, we always argue, and we always eventually stop" Thor says
"Thor couldn't hurt me if he put all his strength in (I know you're really only worried about my face staying beautiful and unbruised)"
"You poor baby!"
The girl runs past the two Asgardians, shoving them aside and embracing the chair.
"I'm so sorry! I should have watched you more carefully! Don't worry, I'll make sure they Never. Touch. You. Again."
She turns her head toward the confused duo and smiles menacingly.
20 mins later-
Loki and Thor are sitting in a doctors office being checked for concussion.
"Are you sure you don't want to report this to the police?"
"We're sure." Both say.
The doctor leaves and Thor turns to Loki
"Why didn't you stop her!?"
"Me? Why didn't YOU stop her!? You're supposed to be the strong one!" Loki returns
"I..... Couldn't. How did she even do that?" Thor rubbed his neck embarrassedly.
After thinking for a moment Loki says
"I believe it's called... PMS."
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Funny things that will never happen: norse mythology
HumorA list of funny things that will never happen that have to do with Norse mythology.
